"Wedge! would you stop monaloging!, its ad enough these branches are in the way."
Yes while Wedge is correct the two are in the Galbadia region looking for Riches they are very far off.
"Yes sir sorry" sayed Wedge saluting. Biggs turned around "why are you still saluting? we arn't in the galbadian Military anymore, i'm nolonger your superior officer!"
Wedge thought for amoment then responded " well sir i thik its just natural to do what you say. and that we're destined to be together."
Biggs stared "You scare me sometimes Wedge, now help me get these vines out of the way."
"yes sir!"
"it was nice of the Military to give us these repainted suits."
"yeah i feel naked without my uniform"
"i hear yah, they also had him in nice colors too, i look good in purple don't i?"
"goes with your eyes sir"
"you've never seen my eyes-oh there we go thre giving away"
As the vines moved what stood before the former Galbadian soldiers was a large temple.
a forboding presence came from it, filling them with chills.
"Sir i'm hearing that voice again"
"just take your pills after we're done with this"
As the two entered the temple the stones beneath there feet echode with sounds.
they stepped into a large main hall, dust and cobwebs were everywhere.
a door led off into the main treasure chamber, which seemed too easy.
"this is obviously a trap" he exclaimed, he turned to Wedge "Wedge go stand in the hallway"
"yes sir" Wedge ran into across the hallway and endded up on the other side safely.
"is that all you wanted me to do sir?"
Biggs was opened mouth "what the-" he shouted, he ran across the hallway same way as Wedge and ended up upside down.
"well..it can't get worse right" (Flamethrowers apear) "Fuck"
Wedge had a difficult time descibing the events that transpirded as his eyes were closed, but he did pick up "AAAAAHHHHHHHH"
"HELP" and ofcourse "DEAR SWEET MERCIFUL GOD!"
"Don't worry sir it could've been"
(Anger) "don't say enuther word!"
"r-right"
The finally arrived at the treasure room, it had only one treasure "a glowing black jewel.
"there it is."
"where?"
"there"
"where?"
"open you eyes dammit!"
"oh there"
"hold it"
as he turned Biggs asked "is Phoenix Wright here?"
"no" a man wearing a SeeD uniform walked in, he carried a Scythe.
"i am Duke Dimeris and i'll be taking that jewel!"
Not willing to give up his pize that easily, Biggs took a stand,
"oh yeah lets see you try, i'm a ex-member of the Galbadian Military so i ca take many-"
"OOOOOOOOH!"
-Duke kicked Briggs in the crotch!-
-It was super effective for 10000 damage!-