AN: To the Tune of "I Will Survive" by Gloria Gaynor.
Used the original music video as a reference.
At first I was afraid
and I sh*t my pants,
too terrified to try and think
beyond my circumstance.
But, after dying 20 times,
(I) finally know just how to play
and I'm okay
'cause I learned I should run away!
Crap, there he is!
So I will race
away from creep-cthulu-monster-man
who doesn't have a face.
I would have brought a freakin' gun
or twenty bucks along, you see,
If I'd have known for just one second
Slender would be after me. O_O
I'm out of breath
and outta shape.
Plus when I run, well,
I tend to hyperventilate.
Weren't you the one who tried to look me in the eye?
Did you think I'd stand there?
Think I'd just go crazy and die?
Oh no, not I!
I will survive!
Oh, as long as
I know how to run,
I know I'll stay alive!
I've got 3 notes left to find
and Slender's following behind,
but I'll survive,
I will survive.
*Boom, Boom.*
[Instrumental]
Even with 8 pages found,
(he) got me anyway
And, yep, this guy still has me crying
in the light of day.
Since then, I've thought an awful lot.
I'm pretty sure that I'm in Hell.
I have to ask...
is this a Sisyphean Task?
Crap, now he's back!
Thus starts the chase
and he's a monster who can
bend the rules of time and space.
I've got my flashlight and my mind,
which is a finely-tuned machine,
but, man, I'd trade it for a body
that knew how to climb a tree!
I'm out of breath
and outta shape.
Plus when I run, well,
I tend to hyperventilate...
Weren't you the one who tried to look me in the eye?
Did you think I'd stand there?
Think I'd just go crazy and die?
Oh no, not I!
I will survive!
Oh, as long as
I know how to run,
I know I'll stay alive!
I've got 6 notes left to find
and Slender's following behind
but I'll survive.
I will survive.
*Boom*
I'm out of breath
and outta shape.
Plus when I run, well,
I tend to hyperventilate...
Weren't you the one who tried to look me in the eye?
Did you think I'd stand there?
Think I'd just go crazy and die?
Oh no, not I!
I will survive!
*Fading*
Oh, as long as
I know how to run, I know I'll stay alive!
I've got 5 notes left to find
and Slender's following behind
But I'll survive.
I will survive.
*fade*
AN: Inspired by a YouTube comment made by COSMOB3AR.
(words) are words that don't fit with the original meter of the song and are optional, but serve to clarify meaning.