Another PaRappa fanfic? Why yes, yes it is.

PaRappa the Rapper is owned by Rodney Alan Greenblat, Sony, and whoever else.

It was Saturday and I was at the Chunky Burger with Sunny, PJ, Lammy, and Ma-san. We were talking about our hectic week when Lammy mentioned the insanity she went through on Friday.

Lammy:"Yesterday was crazy! I was taking a nap and I overslept! I had a dream where I was performing with some guy named Chop Chop Master Onion! When I woke up, it was 5:45! I was running along and had to put out a fire! I got rewarded with pizza, got fat, and fell in front of a hospital! The nurse thought I was pregnant; when she saw I wasn't, she had me calm all of the 50 million babies! I ran out, ended up taking someone's skateboard accidentally, and just barely caught my plane! Flying was pretty easy, but I left without my guitar! I had to stop at Paul Chuck's custom guitar shop so I could get one for the concert! After I ran out, I narrowly missed getting hit by some cars but slipped on a banana peel that was dropped by a certain bear that will not be named!"

PJ just nervously laughed at that statement. I then glared at him. I think the others glared too.

PJ:"Okay, okay! I'm sorry about what happened! If it makes you feel better, a cop gave me a ticket for littering."

Lammy:"Anyway, I ended up in hell. I had to perform at Teriyaki Yoko's concert just to get back. Before I did, some girl named Rammy challenged me to see who was the better guitarist. Of course, I had no time for that. I just got into the fax machine and reappeared where I died. I ran off, thinking that everyone else was waiting. Of course, that wasn't the case. That was actually a huge relief."

Something about what she said sounds familiar to me. "You know what's funny? I spent much of my week volunteering. Besides helping out with the concert and trying to start a band, I was at a burning building, a hospital with 50 million babies, on a plane with some guy who was only able to fly half the time, and with some beaver cutting trees to make guitars (he called me a girl at one point, by the way). The next day, I briefly got stuck at some hellish rap concert."

Lammy:"Really? That does sound similar to what happened to me. Did you also have some weird dream beforehand?"

"Yeah, I did. I was at Club Fun with Chop Chop Master Onion, Katy, and I'm guessing Ma-san. I didn't know who she was at the time."

Sunny:" So what exactly happened?"

"Well..."