A/N: This is my first, and most likely only, Heathers fic. I asked the infamous question to my friend Eleen the other day, and J.D.'s answer in this fic, was hers. I thought it was genious. Thanks to Dot823 for the beta. Read and review? Enjoy!
Disclaimer: I do not own Heathers or any of the characters.
What Would You Do
"This may seem like a really stupid question,"
"There are no stupid questions."
"You inherit 5 million dollars the same day aliens land on the earth and say they're going to blow it up in two days. What do you do?"
"That's the stupidest question I've ever heard…" J.D. said, chuckling soundlessly while rubbing the back of his head. "I know. I'd buy the aliens."
Veronica, still clutching her clipboard tightly, raised an eyebrow. "Buy the aliens?"
"Yeah. You know, if I bought the aliens, then they'd be under my command and I'd tell them not to blow up the earth." J.D. replied, his eyes glinting with a spark of danger. "Maybe," He added under his breath, a smirk gracing his raggedly handsome face.
"Would you be surprised if I told you that's probably the most sane answer I've gotten so far?" Veronica said, placing the eraser on her pencil between her teeth.
"With the people in this shitty ass school they call a piece of society?" J.D. grinned. "Not really."
Veronica just grinned back.