Dinner, Nagini

by Thinker90

Given that Crimes of Grindelwald established Nagini was a woman, here’s how that scene could have gone.

Dinner, Nagini."

Nagini turned to her master.

"Dinner? Listen, I get that we haven't seen each other in a decade or so but…you do remember I'm not an actual snake right? I may do the hissy fangy nonsense but that's all for show. I'm not eating that bloody thing."

Voldemort crooked his hairless eyebrow. "What do you want to eat then?"

Nagini turned her head away. "I don't know. Anything. You decide."

Voldemort pointed his wand at his head and screamed, "Avada Kedavra!"