"Where shall I sort you?" asked the hat

"Ravenclaw"

"I am the one who chooses"

"you asked"

"…."

"sort me in ravenclaw"

"You will do good in slytherin….. it will take you to greatness…"

"I'm muggleborn"

"So?"

"I prefer being alive over being great"

" Self preservation is a slytherin quality"

"then everyone will be in slytherin"

"….."

"It is also a quality you should have before sorting me in slytherin"

"You are manipulating me"

"So?"

"That is a slytherin quality"

"ravenclaw"

"slytherin"

"I read about quite a few cutting charms"

"Are you threatening me miss. Moon"

"no, I'm merely stating a fact"

"Very well, RAVENCLAW"


A/N: thank you for reading please review.

Disclaimer: I don't own Harry Potter