A/N: I noticed you guys were asking me to turn these into full spoofs, so heres Thirteen: The Updated Version!

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Thirteen

You take a deep breath and you walk through the doors
It's the morning of your very first day
And you stay in sync with the PC
Everybody tries to stay out of your way

It's your seventh grade year and you're gonna be here
For the next school year in this town
Hoping one of those soccer boys will wink at you and say
"You know, I haven't seen you around before"

'Cause when your 13
and
Your really cool,
You become the Alpha
And when your 13
Don't forget to
BEWEAR OF BACKSTABBERS
Count to ten,
Take a sip
of Evan mineral water
13

You sit in class next to Dylan
And you're best friends
Laughing at the other girls who think they're so cool
We're the cool ones so HAHA

And then you're on your very first date and he's on the soccer
And you're feeling like flying
And you're momma's waiting up and you're thinking he's the one
And you're dancing 'round your room when the night ends
When the night ends

'Cause when your 13
and
Your really cool,
You become the Alpha
And when your 13
Don't forget to
BEWEAR OF BACKSTABBERS
Count to ten,
Take a sip
of Evan mineral water
13

When all you wanted was to be wanted
Wish you could go back and tell yourself what you know now

Back then I swore I was gonna go study with him someday
But I realized some bigger dreams of mine
And Dylan gave everything she had to a boy
Who changed his mind and we both cried

'Cause when your 13
and
Your really cool,
You become the Alpha
And when your 13
Don't forget to
BEWEAR OF BACKSTABBERS
Count to ten,
Take a sip
of Evan mineral water
13

Your very first day
Take a deep breath girl
Take a deep breath as you walk through the doors