SAKURA'S POV
One day Sasuke and I were walking down the road when we saw a boy who was part snail. My friend took the piss out of him and i was upset because i thought the snail boy was hot.
'Hey, snail boy!' I shouted 'What's your name?'
The snail boy looked at me and said
'My name is JELP.'
I stared at Jelp... a name with so much meaning. A name with so much wisdom. My thoughts are cheesy. Jelp stared back at me and I fainted.
The next thing i knew was i was staring up into Jelps face, him looking very worried. He was so beautiful.
'She's OK!' Jelp shouted
WOW. His voice was so sexy. Sexier than it seemed to be before. I was in love. With JELP THE SNAIL BOY. Yeah well we grew up together and had kids (the kids were snail human things and one had a penis but the rest didn't) and we have so many memories. Let me share some with you!
Me and Jelp were at the beach when some teenagers were sniggering at him. I stood up and shouted
'LEAVE MY JELP ALONE! YOU LOOK LIKE A PIG. HAHAHAHAHHAHA. NOW GO AWAY.'
They were really scared and left. Jelp looked at me and kissed me to say thank you. We had sex on the beach that night.... it was so magical. When we woke up I saw jelp had left and I started crying. Then I found him with a stick up his butt.
Ahhh yeah. Good old times. Oh Sasuke. I miss Sasuke. I bet we would have gotten married if I had never had seen my snail boy Jelp (3) I want to know what happened to him. We slowly faded appart from eachother... let me tell you a secret. when I was 9 me and Sasuke had sex............it hurt. AAAANNYWYWAAAAYYYYYY. Jelp had to have surgery done on his antennie thing. Let me tell you about that.
His antennie thing started hurting so i took him to the doctors and he had to have surgery. They had to strip him naked and perform a big operation. I still wonder why they made him naked for no reason..... oh well, anyway. His anntennie thing had to be chopped off and it made me sad. He only has one aniennie thing now and i cry every day.
Anywaiz i shal tell you more anovther tiem bai.