"Hi edward!"
"Um? Hi?"
"So i was thinking that we could you know fall in love and then you could turn me into a vampire and i could join you and your family in your golden eyes vegan club. What do you say? Can we?"
"Um? sorry but who are you? and where am i?"
"ha ha ha silly i'm shelby and your in my dream"
"? i'm confused"
"don't worry i got this with jacob to, and carlisle, and jasper and emmett. but they all understood i'll just have to explain it all to you. Oh and please don't be mad that i didn't ask you first, it was just that if you said no then i would go back to one of them. Ok so my name is shelby "
"I got that part you already told me"
"I know i'm just starting from the start. So my name's shelby"
"Uhg can we go on please!"
"gosh your grumpy Jacob was way nicer then you. Soooo myname'sshelby ha now i'll go on if you would just stop interupting me. Me and my friends all read the books your in called twilight"
"Books? what do you mean were in books?"
"remember were in a dream, my dream and your fake from a book"
"I still don't understand"
"Geez emmett got it faster then you. Just let me go on and i'll come back if you still don't understand. So as i was saying your in a book with Bella and everyone bla bla bla, it's a love story that every girl in the whole world loves so they all love you and every girl wants you as a boyfriend and to be turned into a vampire just like bella"
"wow and i thought bella was crazy"
"ha ha ha no every girl is jealous of bella"
"how can they be jealous of her i killed her i turned her into one of us and now her life is over how can they be jealous?"
"calm down edward see thats why a lot of girls like jake better he's not so emo about who he is. So lets go on so i love you so i decided to have a dream about you and here we are"
"so this isn't real it's just a dream?"
"Ya your not real only in my dream"
"soooo i never really killed bella and messed up her life forever?"
"oh come on edward all you ever talk about is bella! This is about you and me not Bella!"
"I'm sorry"
"I'll forgive you if you turn me into a vampire"
"But i don't want to what if i kill you because i can't stop and even if i do stop and you do become a vampire i don't want to condem you to this life"
"OH COME ON EDWARD FOR GODS SAKE I THOUGHT WE ALREADY WENT OVER THIS?"
"What are you screming for? i'm right her"
"You know what edward i've got other dreams waiting for me so how about we do this some other time. I'm good tomarrow night what about you?"