New fanfic! I think I'm going to enjoy writing this! ...Even though I should be concentrating on my other fic. Oh well, here's the first chapter!


The huge explosion from Tony's workshop shook the whole of Stark Tower. Bruce, who was nearest, arrived first, with Steve following closely.

The two burst into the lab, Steve exclaiming "Tony! What on earth is going on?"

The explosion had blown out all the glass in the windows, test tubes had shattered and machinery strewn across the floor, smoking. The billionaire laid, clothes singed and skin smeared with soot, in the middle of a scorch mark on the floor.

The two other Avengers froze for a moment, stricken, before running to his side.
"Oh god, Tony, what did you do this time?" Bruce murmured and began to check vital signs. He looked slowly up at Steve and shook his head.

"No…" Steve whispered, also checking Tony. His face fell when he too confirmed Bruce's conclusion.

Suddenly Tony sat up, giggling.

"The look on your faces!" he chuckled, and slid his hand under his shirt to fiddle with his arc reactor.

"Tony…" Steve said, a dark look crossing his features, "You. Are. An. Absolute idiot!" he finished yelling.
Bruce was also frowning. "What was that for Tony?" he said irritably.
Tony shrugged and got to his feet. "Got bored." He said, and left the lab.

Steve clenched the bridge of his nose, teeth gritted. Bruce patted him on the back.
"Trust me, you haven't got the worst of it," the doctor said and called out to JARVIS. "Think you could persuade Tony to come back and tidy this up?" he asked the AI.
"Regrettably, Doctor, Mr Stark does not wish to participate." Bruce simply sighed and began hunting for the nearest dustpan and brush.

Meanwhile, Tony was spread-eagled on his bed. A grin was on his face. That had been hilarious… and he was still bored. What else could he get away with?


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