"Recently, in a galaxy that's pretty near by lightspeed standards but is actually far, far away."
POTTER WARS!!!!
By Thomas Park ( a.k.a. Huey Escobar )
Potter Wars: Episode IV
Hopefully A New Hope
The galaxy is a dark place. The evil emperor Voldemort
"and his army of Death Eaters has taken over the galaxy, and everywhere people were repressed and broken. Furthermore, a terrible battlestation, the Dark Mark, with unspeakable powers, is being built to further Lord Voldemort's power. But, in the midst of all the tyranny, rises a rebellion. The rebellion managed to acquire the battlestation's plans, and is now racing towards Number 4 Privet Drive to contact the courageous general McGonagall."
" The stars were bright and shining. Out of nowhere, a tiny courier ship broke the silence. Its engines screamed as it raced towards a brown planet. Following, in hot pursuit, was a really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really big ship."
" The huge ship pummeled the tiny ship with spells shot by giant wands, strategically placed at different points on the huge ship."
"Inside the tiny ship milled two hapless creatures. One was a house elf, dressed in gold tin by his master, since he couldn't wear clothes. The other was a tiny owl that controlled a moving trashcan. Why? No one knows."
" "" Pigwidgeon!"" whined the elf. "" I knows not what is going on!"""
" The owl inside the mobile trash can hooted happily. The elf, who spoke every single language except for jive, understood him and replied, "" No, I haves no time to play Tiddywinks!"""
" An ominous sound resounded throughout the ship. "" What was that?"" squealed the house elf. All around him wizards raced towards the docking door and pulled out their wands. Time seemed to slow down as several minutes passed by quietly. All of a sudden, sparks showered around the door and it exploded. Through the smoke, several Killing spells shot through, taking down some of the rebel wizards. An enormous gunfight, excuse me, wandfight, erupted as dark hooded wizards came pouring through the door."
" "" Oh no! We's doomed!"" screamed the house elf. He immediately ran screaming after Pigwidgeon."
" Elsewhere in the ship, a beautiful woman with bushy, brown hair, held in her hands a crystal ball. This crystal ball held the one message of hope, and the battlestation's plans. The woman knew she had to put the ball in a safe place, but where? All of a sudden, a trashcan came rolling towards her. Aha! The perfect place! No one would search a trashcan. She dumped the ball in and ran off."
" Amid the dead bodies, stepped a menacing figure, dressed all in black with a mask. He strode forward to one of his soldiers and motioned for him to bring a prisoner. A terrified-looking man was thrown at his feet."
" "" Do you know who I am?"" demanded the hooded menace."
" "" Y-yes Lord Snape,"" squeaked the prisoner."
" "" Good, then you should know not to cross me. Now, where are the plans?"""
" "" Plans? No plans here. This is a courier ship."""
" "" Really? Then how come your ship tried to evade ours?"""
" "" Ummmm, some guys were watching gratuitus sex videos in the back, and we thought it embarrassing to be caught watching them."""
" "" Really?"" piped up one of the Imperial wizards. "" Where?!"""
" Lord Snape turned his evil glare on the young wizard who promptly shut up. God, Snape thought, If that kid wasn't the son of Moff Lucius, I'd Crucio him, just so."
" He then turned his glare back on the prisoner. "" My men have searched the whole ship and the only videos we found were security tapes that showed you and your men talking about carrying the plans."""
" "" Man, those could have been any plans."""
" "" The plans to the battlestation."""
" "" That could have been any battlestation."""
" "" The battlestation built by Emperor Voldemort, known as the Dark Mark, controlled by Moff Malfoy and currently residing in the Omega Sector."""
" "" That could have been any battlestation built by Emperor Voldemort, known as the Dark Mark, controlled by Moff Malfoy and currently residin."""
" The prisoner's words were cut short as Snape yelled out "" Crucio!"" and began to scream and writhe in pain. When Snape finished, the man looked up and said, "" Oh yeah? If your men looked everywhere how come they haven't found Princess Hermione?"""
" "" Princess Hermione is on this ship?"" questioned Snape."
" "" Oh shi- I wasn't supposed to tell. Ummm.. No, actually she's not. She's.ummmm.somewhere else. Yeah! She's.somewhere else!"""
" "" Feed this man to the dragons,"" Snape ordered. "" And send a squad to look for Princess Hermione."""
" "" Oh yeah! Well now that I'm going to die, I want to say a few words to you. Fuuuuuuuu. no wait that's too harsh. Ummm. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries. Hah!"" yelled the prisoner as he was being dragged away."
"The squad decided to look in the one place they hadn't looked. The darkened warehouse full of unmarked man-sized boxes, with a sign over it that said, "" Hiding Place."" Fortunately, for the men, Hermione was hiding behind one of the unmarked boxes, not in it, so they were able to spot her very quickly."
" "" There she is! Now remember men, set your wand to stu- aaahhh!"" screamed the squad leader as he took a hit to the back."
" "" What did he say?"" inquired one of the wizards."
" "" He said to set your wands to stu- aaaahhh!"" screamed the assistant wizard as he too took a hit to the back."
" "" Yeah, that was pretty much what he said. But what does that mean?"" questioned the wizard."
" "" I don't know,"" replied another wizard, "" but my wand is stuck on twirl."" His wand was madly spinning in a circle, and seemed to have no intention to stop."
" "" Well-aaahhhh,"" screamed the first wizard before he could finish his reply."
" With pin-point accuracy, Hermione took out nearly the entire squad before one guy realized what was happening and shot back at her. Hermione ducked, but unfortunately, the spell bounced off a mirror in the back and stunned her."
" Meanwhile, the two creatures found an escape pod and jettisoned from the ship. The gunners who were supposed to make sure no escape pods escaped were about to blast it out of the sky, when one of them realized the evening news was about to announce the day's jackpot. And today's jackpot was worth 85 million galleons."
"Disclaimer: The characters belong to J.K. Rowling, the story idea belongs to George Lucas. Basically, I plagiarized everything, if anyone gets money out of this, it should be those two."
POTTER WARS!!!!
By Thomas Park ( a.k.a. Huey Escobar )
Potter Wars: Episode IV
Hopefully A New Hope
The galaxy is a dark place. The evil emperor Voldemort
"and his army of Death Eaters has taken over the galaxy, and everywhere people were repressed and broken. Furthermore, a terrible battlestation, the Dark Mark, with unspeakable powers, is being built to further Lord Voldemort's power. But, in the midst of all the tyranny, rises a rebellion. The rebellion managed to acquire the battlestation's plans, and is now racing towards Number 4 Privet Drive to contact the courageous general McGonagall."
" The stars were bright and shining. Out of nowhere, a tiny courier ship broke the silence. Its engines screamed as it raced towards a brown planet. Following, in hot pursuit, was a really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really big ship."
" The huge ship pummeled the tiny ship with spells shot by giant wands, strategically placed at different points on the huge ship."
"Inside the tiny ship milled two hapless creatures. One was a house elf, dressed in gold tin by his master, since he couldn't wear clothes. The other was a tiny owl that controlled a moving trashcan. Why? No one knows."
" "" Pigwidgeon!"" whined the elf. "" I knows not what is going on!"""
" The owl inside the mobile trash can hooted happily. The elf, who spoke every single language except for jive, understood him and replied, "" No, I haves no time to play Tiddywinks!"""
" An ominous sound resounded throughout the ship. "" What was that?"" squealed the house elf. All around him wizards raced towards the docking door and pulled out their wands. Time seemed to slow down as several minutes passed by quietly. All of a sudden, sparks showered around the door and it exploded. Through the smoke, several Killing spells shot through, taking down some of the rebel wizards. An enormous gunfight, excuse me, wandfight, erupted as dark hooded wizards came pouring through the door."
" "" Oh no! We's doomed!"" screamed the house elf. He immediately ran screaming after Pigwidgeon."
" Elsewhere in the ship, a beautiful woman with bushy, brown hair, held in her hands a crystal ball. This crystal ball held the one message of hope, and the battlestation's plans. The woman knew she had to put the ball in a safe place, but where? All of a sudden, a trashcan came rolling towards her. Aha! The perfect place! No one would search a trashcan. She dumped the ball in and ran off."
" Amid the dead bodies, stepped a menacing figure, dressed all in black with a mask. He strode forward to one of his soldiers and motioned for him to bring a prisoner. A terrified-looking man was thrown at his feet."
" "" Do you know who I am?"" demanded the hooded menace."
" "" Y-yes Lord Snape,"" squeaked the prisoner."
" "" Good, then you should know not to cross me. Now, where are the plans?"""
" "" Plans? No plans here. This is a courier ship."""
" "" Really? Then how come your ship tried to evade ours?"""
" "" Ummmm, some guys were watching gratuitus sex videos in the back, and we thought it embarrassing to be caught watching them."""
" "" Really?"" piped up one of the Imperial wizards. "" Where?!"""
" Lord Snape turned his evil glare on the young wizard who promptly shut up. God, Snape thought, If that kid wasn't the son of Moff Lucius, I'd Crucio him, just so."
" He then turned his glare back on the prisoner. "" My men have searched the whole ship and the only videos we found were security tapes that showed you and your men talking about carrying the plans."""
" "" Man, those could have been any plans."""
" "" The plans to the battlestation."""
" "" That could have been any battlestation."""
" "" The battlestation built by Emperor Voldemort, known as the Dark Mark, controlled by Moff Malfoy and currently residing in the Omega Sector."""
" "" That could have been any battlestation built by Emperor Voldemort, known as the Dark Mark, controlled by Moff Malfoy and currently residin."""
" The prisoner's words were cut short as Snape yelled out "" Crucio!"" and began to scream and writhe in pain. When Snape finished, the man looked up and said, "" Oh yeah? If your men looked everywhere how come they haven't found Princess Hermione?"""
" "" Princess Hermione is on this ship?"" questioned Snape."
" "" Oh shi- I wasn't supposed to tell. Ummm.. No, actually she's not. She's.ummmm.somewhere else. Yeah! She's.somewhere else!"""
" "" Feed this man to the dragons,"" Snape ordered. "" And send a squad to look for Princess Hermione."""
" "" Oh yeah! Well now that I'm going to die, I want to say a few words to you. Fuuuuuuuu. no wait that's too harsh. Ummm. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries. Hah!"" yelled the prisoner as he was being dragged away."
"The squad decided to look in the one place they hadn't looked. The darkened warehouse full of unmarked man-sized boxes, with a sign over it that said, "" Hiding Place."" Fortunately, for the men, Hermione was hiding behind one of the unmarked boxes, not in it, so they were able to spot her very quickly."
" "" There she is! Now remember men, set your wand to stu- aaahhh!"" screamed the squad leader as he took a hit to the back."
" "" What did he say?"" inquired one of the wizards."
" "" He said to set your wands to stu- aaaahhh!"" screamed the assistant wizard as he too took a hit to the back."
" "" Yeah, that was pretty much what he said. But what does that mean?"" questioned the wizard."
" "" I don't know,"" replied another wizard, "" but my wand is stuck on twirl."" His wand was madly spinning in a circle, and seemed to have no intention to stop."
" "" Well-aaahhhh,"" screamed the first wizard before he could finish his reply."
" With pin-point accuracy, Hermione took out nearly the entire squad before one guy realized what was happening and shot back at her. Hermione ducked, but unfortunately, the spell bounced off a mirror in the back and stunned her."
" Meanwhile, the two creatures found an escape pod and jettisoned from the ship. The gunners who were supposed to make sure no escape pods escaped were about to blast it out of the sky, when one of them realized the evening news was about to announce the day's jackpot. And today's jackpot was worth 85 million galleons."
"Disclaimer: The characters belong to J.K. Rowling, the story idea belongs to George Lucas. Basically, I plagiarized everything, if anyone gets money out of this, it should be those two."