I dropped the soaking wet blond mage in front of Irving's desk. Irving and Greagoir were giving the poor teen disapproving looks, but Irving was the first to speak.

Irving:"Oh, Anders, what am I going to do with you?"

He heaved a heavy sigh, but Greagoir wasted no time in ordering out punishment.

Greagoir:"He'll clean the privies for a week."

The scowl on my face wasn't visible thanks to the helm I wore, but I voiced my annoyance.

Me:"Elgar'nan, Greagoir! Why don't you beat him while you're at it! No one deserves that punishment!"

Anders had look up at me in surprise, but I kept myself focus on the Knight-Commander and the old argument we have.

Greagoir:"If you had it your way you would give the mages a stern talking to, a slap on the wrists and then sneak them desserts after dinner, Ser Barton."

I laughed as Greagoir tried to glared, but he had trouble keeping the smirk off his face.

Me:"Worried for any children I might have, Ser Knight-Commander?"

Before he could answer, Irving butted in.

Irving:"Gentlemen, if we could focus on the task at hand, Barton, if you would take young Anders to Wynne for a checkup."

I gave the First Enchanter a mock salute and gathered the blond mage into my arms.

Me:"Ma nuvenin, as you wish, Irving. Come, Da'len."

As I steered Anders out of Irving's study and as the door closed I heard Greagoir call after me.

Geagoir:"And stop with that heretic talk, Ser Barton!"

I just laughed.