The Worst Day on Earth
I had 5 strokes, 2 heart attacks, eight maulings, 16 snake bites, one owl attack, blows to the head, a gerbil attak, that was an accident, and 3 asma attacks.
oh yea, i was also bit by mutant apes. (the germs the germs!!!!!!!!)
The gerbil was so uncalled for I mean, I was just walking when the thing ambushed me a started mauling me, where the heck was the leash, it had no tag. It took my sock not to mention my left ear. How in-humane! the agony, the humiliation.
oh yea I sort of provoked it by biting its ear but I thought it was enjoying it I mean it was making some hissing sound like a cat purrs. then it attaked me, not to mention I was sacrificing my own health. it could of had fleas. the fleas!!!!
so dirty those dirty, dirty rats thousands of rats, they attaked at the stroke of dawn, hissing! hhhiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiissssssss hissssssssssssss they were so dirty ,fffiiiiillltthhhhh so much Filth, those dirty rats, dirty!!!!!!
And then the poodles!!!! They struck me like............. are you drowning? ill save you, dive, swim swim swim i got you oh no thats a dod sorry
dog
fruit
pineapple
where are you]
I see it
damn
and when I was in Jail:
karate fighting chicks are evading the town Ka Saka Ohtea,,, I crept in the kitchen and a chop chop here and a chop chop here. I finished ol' Mc Donald, he was the creepy one, sooooooooooo whats your story..............well i was robbing a bank when i saw............... guess who I saw, George Lincoln Washington Abe Pataki, I knew I could score big points on this so I shot him with my 123 pistol with saw attachments, then I ran, and ran, so the cops were after me I didn't know what do so I thought I was going to eat then i got caught. so here i am
IT was prunes I tell you!
It wasn't the green kind but the squishy purple kind.
Then the cops captured me
Then all of a sudden, the third room I walked in, he had some distinctive marks, he had many piercing and especially the one on his tail
joker it was he walked in.....but wait does he have a tail, well any way he started stabbing us ahhhhhhhhhh well that was over now the joker was just a bout to tell his story to the two dead bodies
so he said it was a beautiful day with a capital b when i walked into the forest... there i saw a big bad wolf and then came..uh little red riding hood? oh oopppss wrong story well i was in the city when guess who i saw George Lincoln Washington Abe Pataki so i stabbed him .........all of a sudden the dead man said wait i shot him and then joker stabbed him and back to the story i was laughing so hard i passed out then i had i had 5 strokes 2 heart attacks eight maulings 16 snake bits one owl attack blows to the head a gerbil attak, that was accident and 3 asma attacks.
And then, The world darkens.
I had 5 strokes, 2 heart attacks, eight maulings, 16 snake bites, one owl attack, blows to the head, a gerbil attak, that was an accident, and 3 asma attacks.
oh yea, i was also bit by mutant apes. (the germs the germs!!!!!!!!)
The gerbil was so uncalled for I mean, I was just walking when the thing ambushed me a started mauling me, where the heck was the leash, it had no tag. It took my sock not to mention my left ear. How in-humane! the agony, the humiliation.
oh yea I sort of provoked it by biting its ear but I thought it was enjoying it I mean it was making some hissing sound like a cat purrs. then it attaked me, not to mention I was sacrificing my own health. it could of had fleas. the fleas!!!!
so dirty those dirty, dirty rats thousands of rats, they attaked at the stroke of dawn, hissing! hhhiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiissssssss hissssssssssssss they were so dirty ,fffiiiiillltthhhhh so much Filth, those dirty rats, dirty!!!!!!
And then the poodles!!!! They struck me like............. are you drowning? ill save you, dive, swim swim swim i got you oh no thats a dod sorry
dog
fruit
pineapple
where are you]
I see it
damn
and when I was in Jail:
karate fighting chicks are evading the town Ka Saka Ohtea,,, I crept in the kitchen and a chop chop here and a chop chop here. I finished ol' Mc Donald, he was the creepy one, sooooooooooo whats your story..............well i was robbing a bank when i saw............... guess who I saw, George Lincoln Washington Abe Pataki, I knew I could score big points on this so I shot him with my 123 pistol with saw attachments, then I ran, and ran, so the cops were after me I didn't know what do so I thought I was going to eat then i got caught. so here i am
IT was prunes I tell you!
It wasn't the green kind but the squishy purple kind.
Then the cops captured me
Then all of a sudden, the third room I walked in, he had some distinctive marks, he had many piercing and especially the one on his tail
joker it was he walked in.....but wait does he have a tail, well any way he started stabbing us ahhhhhhhhhh well that was over now the joker was just a bout to tell his story to the two dead bodies
so he said it was a beautiful day with a capital b when i walked into the forest... there i saw a big bad wolf and then came..uh little red riding hood? oh oopppss wrong story well i was in the city when guess who i saw George Lincoln Washington Abe Pataki so i stabbed him .........all of a sudden the dead man said wait i shot him and then joker stabbed him and back to the story i was laughing so hard i passed out then i had i had 5 strokes 2 heart attacks eight maulings 16 snake bits one owl attack blows to the head a gerbil attak, that was accident and 3 asma attacks.
And then, The world darkens.