Harley was always the happy one, well, used to be that way anyway. She was a successful student you could say. She was a psychologist at arkham. That was until she met joker.
She fell in love with him, and broke him out of his cell. The two then became a team. With one goal... Kill the bat.
"Harley dear, could you hand me that pen." Joker asked calmly. "Sure thing mistah J!" Harley handed him a red pen, jokers favorite color. "Thanks Harls." He said with a grin.
"Soooo, whatcha plannin'?" Harley asked cocking her head to the side, which made her hair fall into her face a little. "Not much..." Joker said tapping his chin with the end of the pen, then writing something down next to a drawing of batman in a shark tank. "Just another plan to kill ol' batsy."
"Well..." Harley said putting her hand on jokers shoulders. "Dontcha wanna take a break for the night?" She asked with a smirk. Joker rolled his eyes and sighed. "Oh all right fine." He threw his hands up in a 'surrender-like' fashion. "Ok, ok, ya got me." He smirked. "What does little Harley have in mind?" Harley rolled her eyes and laughed. "Yeah, play dumb with me and that won't get cha very far... Puddin'." She raised a brow as she said the last word. "Ok I can take a hint Harls." He chuckled. Then leaped at Harley.
Harley POV
"ugh, morning, already?" She winced. Ow...my, well everything. She looked to her right. Oh... My god. She said when she saw that joker was next to her, still asleep. Crap, what the heck happened last ni- oh, right, that. She was shocked and happy. Ok Harley, what's the pros and cons of this. Pro, joker likes me. Con, I may be preggos. Pro,con,pro,con. She thought a look of worry on her face. Well, better safe than sorry, I guess. Harley crept out of bed, careful not to wake him and went to the bathroom. She had a hidden stock of pregnancy tests behind her mirror. She pulled one out her hand shaking. Crap, I hope this works... She crossed her fingers as she wait for the pregnancy test to work. When it had been long enough she looked at the strip. Oh NO... A double line. She was indeed pregnant.
"No, no, no, w-why? Why now?!" She began to sob. Than got dressed in her normal clothes and headed out. "If anyone knows what to do its red." She said as she drove down to street until she was at poison Ivys place. She knocked on the door. Ivy opened and gasped at the crying Harley at her doorstep. "Oh my god! Harley, what happened?!" She asked as she let Harley in.
harley sat down on her couch next to Ivy. "Shhhhh, it's ok Harley. Just tell me what happened from the beginning." Ivy asked kindly. "Well, red I don't know how to say it, so I'll just say it. Me and joker, we were just talking and well, one thing lead to another..." She said blushing a bit. "Oh!" Ivy said wide eyed, mouth gapping. "Uh, you two, didn't get much sleep last night?" Ivy said trying to hide her disgust. "Heh heh, you could say that..." Harley said looking down at the floor Hiding her smile. "Oh god, I think I'm gonna hurl." Ivy said covering her mouth. "Hey! Rude!" Harley shouted. "Haha must burn picture out of mind, must burn picture out of mind!" Ivy teased still laughing. Harley just pouted, red-faced.
"So... Is that what you came to tell me? That you and joker 'tied the knot'?" Ivy said trying to gain composure. "No," Harley sighed looking at the floor. "I'm-I-I'm," Harley started sobbing again. "We'll spit it out Harley!" Ivy shouted. "Pregnant!" Harley finished and threw her head in her hands and started to cry. Ivy didn't know how to respond. "Hey it's ok Harley, I'm sure he'll be okay with it." She lied. "No he won't, I can't go back now."