It was a sunny day. Normal, like any other. Well, if you don't consider rainy days, or, I dunno, hazy days, or even... AAAH! Screw it. I should introduce myself to you guys. My name is Zakk Grimhart. I'm a 21-years old, raven-haired, height 6'1", caucasian south-american. More specifically, from Brazil. So, 'why are you speaking in English?', you guys ask. Simple. I moved myself to the USA when I was 14. And life is pretty cool here. I must hurry, I'm late to the friends' meeting that is happening today at my bud Zack's house tonight. So I'll talk with you while I run.

We are going to have an animu marathon. Now, I know it's pronounced anime, but animu is a funny way to speak it, and mock the weebs. 'And what kinds of anime are you guys going to watch?', you ask. Anything but SAO, or the Tokyo Ghoul anime (the manga is alright). We don't want any plot holes tonight. After some minutes running, there I get. The domain of Zack 'Fairggot'. Sorry for the bad joke, I love Final Fantasy. And yup, I'm dissing myself.

"What is up, ye bitches?", I said while entering with the snacks. Jason bought the drinks. And the other two guys helped with other things.

"What's cracking, Poison lover?", he said back.

"Screw you, I told you I'm not into newhalfs, you dick", I yelled, pissed off at him. Even though Poison is fucking hot, she has a D.

"Yeah, cry more! I love to see the angst of the fallen enemies"

With that said, I jumped onto him, and started tickling Jason.

"Fuck! Stop it man, hahaha!", Jason begged me.

"No fucking way, you son of a ravaged bitch. You're going to pay for what you said about me", I said to him as I tickled him with more force.
Then one of the other two guys I talked about came in and saw that scene.

"Oh, the girls are already having f..."

We jumped with our feet on his face, giving him a double jump kick.

"Shut it, Marco!"

Well, after we stopped our little conflict, we went straight into the anime. We were crying to this tragedy compilation called... Clannad (クラナド, Kuranado), and of course, its sequel, Clannad: After Story (クラナド アフターストーリー, Kuranado Afutā Sutōrī).

"I'm... not crying...", said Marco.

Oh, I have to introduce my friends. First, there's Jason Valentine. He's a black haired guy, 18-years old, height 5'9". Marco Straight has 17, a stylish blue hair, like mah bae Chloe, from Life Is Strange, and height 5'7". And, of course, the last one, Michael Braxter. If it is an obvious copy of Michael Crafter, ex-I Killed the Prom Queen vocalist... I dunno. Probably not, because his parents might not even know this band. Which is sad, because... IKTPQ is good. But I'm more into symphonic deathcore (the melodic ones with orchestra, piano, and sometimes clean vocals mixed with the unclean vocals) than metalcore and deathcore (the brutal ones). All hail Betraying The Martyrs and Make Them Suffer. Keeping up with Michael, he have exact 6 feet, is 20-years old, and have blonde hair.

"Whaddaya say we watch some videos of Joey?", I asked.

"Hey! How's it going, everyone? This is The Anime Man", Jason imitated Joey.

"Yeah, this righteous soul who guides us into the non-weeaboo ways", I answered with thumbs up.

And before we knew, we were laughing and cringing at a Try Not To Laugh/Try Not To Cringe Challenge.

"We fucking suck at this challenge, Jesus Christ!"

It was time for us to sleep, after a great night. I went to the bedroom Jason borrowed me. I let myself fall on the bed. Started to think about life and all this... philosophical stuff. Maybe not.

"Dude, I'm grateful for the life I have and shit, but... wouldn't it be cool if I just... could visit my favorite stuff? Like animations, series, movies, games...", I thought. "Because there is a certain time in life that you start to think that everything is so boring and senseless... I don't want to reach that part of life."

I kept thinking about it for a while.

"Nah! Will never happen!"

So I closed my eyes. I shut them so tight to witness explosions of pure color and beauty. And that's because I didn't even went on LSD yet. Don't wanna think what will happen if I do.

"Tomorrow will be another normal day. A great, but normal day..."

Author's Point of View

Zakk was dreaming one of his fantasious stories again. He's not crazy though. He was dreaming that, again, not crazy, he was Dante, on the Fairy Tail world. Pff, haha! H-He's... TCH-HAHAHAHAAAAA!

"Thanks for the support, author", Zakk said sarcastically. "Fucking gay", he mumbled.

"Do you want to fucking die?"

"N-N-NO! I meant that I'm having a good dream, HOORAY!", Zakk desperately said, so I could spare his fucking ass.

"Nevermind, douche. I'll proceed with the narration"

As I was saying, our friend Jesus-kun...

"Hey, that is my title", said Kirito, out of nowhere.

"Oh, sorry. I forgot this isn't a trashy anime"

"OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH", screamed Supa Hot and his crew, Turn Down For What style.

"That was savage, bro. But I think you're breaking the fourth wall a bit too much", said Joey, the Anime Man.

"Okay, I'll stop it"

Proceeding... Zakk/Dante was fighting against one of the dragons that Future Rogue brought from the future. The dragon was colored in black and red scales. He was fighting with the help of the Faerie Queen, Titania, a.k.a. Erza Scarlet, and the She-Devil, Mirajane Strauss. Which is convenient, because, ye know, Dante is a devil swordsman. PLOOOOOOT!

"Tch. This guy is more ready for the party than I imagined, ladies", said our main character.

"Then let's bring the main event", said Erza, re-equipping herself with her Heaven's Wheel Armor (天輪の鎧, Tenrin no Yoroi). "Heaven's Wheel: Sword of Binding Chaos (天輪・繚乱の剣, Tenrin: Ryouran no Ken)", this is the official kanji name. The alternate name (which is used normally in the manga and anime) is Blumenblatt (ブルーメンブラット, Burūmenburatto), which means petal. Now tell me, what does 'binding chaos' have to do with petal?

I like to put the names of the blows, magics, techniques, and other things similar in japanese. I think it's pretty to see, like a Wikia page (don't know the logic used in this argument, but... you know what the GoT fandom says: 'Fucking potatoes'). Nevertheless, it's time to describe the magic she just used. Erza summoned a lot of swords, floating in air. She then flied into the dragon's direction with two swords in hands, and made a crossed cut on its chest. the floating swords followed the Titania, and they hitted the reptilian flying being, from all the directions. Now I think I get the 'binding' thing. Because they come from all directions, sort of binding him at that place. But what about the 'chaos'?

"My turn!", said the older Strauss. "Evil Explosion (エビル エクスプロージョン, Ebiru Ekusupurōjon)"

Mirajane used the Darkness version of Evil Explosion. There's a Water version of it, but that's not the case. The white-haired demon launched a dark beam of demonic power. The dragon though, dodged the blow, making the beam leave a crater in the ground.

"I'll rip you all apart, you pitiful whores!", said the dragon.

He then released his roar, that got Mira. She was sent flying.

"MIRA, NOOO!", screamed Erza.

"Now it's your turn"

The dragon went to Erza, hitting her with its tail, smashing the red-haired girl into a nearby house.

"ERZAAA!"

Zakk/Dante looked at the dragon with anger.

"Curse you..."

The white-haired boy started to build up his demonic power.

"No, don't... If you do this, you will only lose yourself in the darkness...", said Erza, watching the Devil Hunter (who does not knows that this is one of Dante's aliases? I mean, c'mon...) transform.

"Demon's Body (悪魔の体, Akuma no Karada)", I invented this name. It's my kanji name for Devil Trigger (デビルトリガー, Debiru Torigā).

"If you let this dominate you, you will become a monster, Dante... be strong... And come back for me..."

This words awakened something in Zakk/Dante. In fact, it awakened the very own Zakk from its dream.

"Uh... Whe-Where am I?"

Zakk got up. He looked around and saw that he was on a couch.

"Strange..."

He wasn't on Jason's house. He then questioned himself:

"Where is this place? And how did I ended up here?"

"You are on my house"

A mysterious voice said. Zakk turned around and saw a woman of his age, standing in front of him.

"Who are you?"

"My name is Shayla Skylar. And, from now on, I am your partner.", said the girl.

She had a beautiful long white hair. The edges of her hair were lightly pink. That gave her a more astounding look. She wore a black collar on her neck, with a symbol on it. It kinda reminds me an S. It's probably because both her name and surname starts with S, but who are we (we refers to the author/me, Zakk and you guys, who also don't know who she is) to guess? Zakk got interested in the 'partner' part.

"Wait, did you said partner? But partner in what? What the fuck is going on?", any similarity to All Alone by Blind Witness is mere coincidence.