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"Oh my gosh are you ok?"

Lightning groaned as she slowly opened her eyes and blinked a few times as they began to focus. For a moment she couldn't recall what happened, but then it all came back to her.

They had just completed their focus, Vanille and Fang had transformed into Ragnarok and saved Cocoon from crashing down onto Pulse. They were both now crystallized, and helping support the crystal pillar that supported Cocoon. Everything was fine, she and Serah were reunited, and she had given Snow permission to marry her younger sister.

But then as the group began walking along and started chatting the sky had darkened, and a thick dark mist rose from the earth. She had been the first one to see it, and shouted to the others to look out, but they didn't hear her. It was like they were all frozen in time.

She had tried to run from it, but she had tripped and fallen and it ceased her in that moment. She struggled, but it was futile. She had been pulled into the dark abyss, and remembered a long falling sensation, and probably passed out along the way.

Blinking at the figures in front of her, she came to conclusion that she must've hit her head along the way a few times. She was surrounded by bright colorful ponies, and a baby dragon.

"Pinkie pie give her some space." The purple one said.

Talking ponies, she was surrounded by talking ponies.

"Well my tail's not twitching anymore!" the pink one exclaimed happily as she began bouncing around the group.

What the heck does that have to do with anything? Lightning thought.

Five seconds and she already didn't like this pink pony, Pinkie Pie was apparently her name. She couldn't stand overly happy bouncy cheerful people, or ponies in this case.

Why the fuck am I surrounded by ponies anyway?

She had to be hallucinating or dreaming, they were the only possible explanations.

"Are you alright?" the orange one asked.

"You gave us all quite a scare..." the white unicorn one said.

"You fell from the sky out of no where!" Pinkie Pie shouted as she invaded her personal space as she sat up.

Lightning glared at her as she continued to stay within a couple inches of her face, resisting the urge to punch the hyper pony. Seeming to get the message, she smiled nervously and took a few steps away.

"Now what exactly happened?" Lightning asked, trying to make logical explanations for everything.

"Um, well we were all having a picnic around here..." a rather shy looking pegasus said softly.

"And then Pinkie's tail started twitching, so we all ran for cover." the dragon added.

"And plop! There you were falling from the sky!" Pinkie finished.

"..."

"You're not much of a talker are you?" the orange one asked.

I hit my head, then someone took me to a hospital and they drugged me and now I'm having a fucked up dream. Lightning conclude.

"Are you hurt anywhere?" the purple one asked.

She didn't feel any pain, but stood up and looked around for any wounds. She blinked, noticing for the first time as she looked down that something wasn't right with her.

Oh hell no...

She still had her guardian corps jacket and gunblade in her holster, but as she looked behind her she saw that she had two pale yellow wings and a long pink tale. Seeing that there was a fountain conveniently beside her, she looked over into the waters reflection and stiffened. She wasn't just surrounded by ponies, she was a pony.

"Kill me now..." she muttered.

Author's Notes

Yeah I know, FFXIII and MLP? What's wrong with me? XD Well currently I've been getting up at 4am for work the past few days so sleep deprivation might have a bit to do with it...

ANYWAY, so this is going to be mostly crack/humor, but I'll probably have some serious bits here and there just like the show. My problem right now is I'm not exactly sure where I should go with it right now after the next chapter...

I know I should've thought it through first like I usually do, but meh...Anyone got any ideas they would like to share? ^_^

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