You BETTER not be reading this. Whoever you may be, you should be warned: I will hit you with some God awful curses, if I find this journal-not Diary!-in your possession. I don't even want Blaise and Pansy reading this-my two best friends-it's private and MINE. Need I Supply you with more reasons? Thought not; just put it down. I'll even say please-something I never do-Malfoys don't say please.

Well...If you're still reading this...I tried my best...Can't stop you now, whoever you actually are...