Discalimer: I do not own Naruto, some guy does.
Chap. 1: Future us? And classes!
Naruto and the gang (all the Naruto characters) were just hanging around or walking, either way they are all in a group!
Then Kumiko (the writer of the story who is also a character) is in a distance watching the Naruto people in a mirror, used her awesome typing powers to make the Naruto gang into some dimensional portal.
"Ahh!" Screamed the Naruto gang.
Then they are all in swirls, woosh woosh.
After they all landed, they looked around.
"What is this place? It's a large building with rooms for class?" Naruto asked.
"Naruto you knuckle head! It's a school!" Sakura said annoyed.
"Some day you'll be a janitor when you grow up seriously." Sasuke said in his very emo voice.
"Well! That goes double for you! Oh yeah! You'll become a garbage person!" Naruto shouted.
"Well… Garbage men do make a lot of money..." Sasuke said trying to outsmart Naruto.
Naruto was very annoyed and angry; steam was coming from his head and ears.
"Hey! You kids!" said a middle aged man with grey hair and a mask.
"Huh? Kakashi-sensei?" Naruto said.
"Yes that is my name. You look very familiar… Oh well, go to class! Don't be playing Hokey you kids!" said older version Kakashi.
The Naruto gang went inside the school all confused.
"Wasn't that Kakashi-sensei, but older version?" Naruto asked.
"Yeah I think it was!" said Kiba.
"So maybe that portal brought us into the future." Shino said surprisingly.
"Is it me or is Shino reading too many manga books?" Kiba said.
"Well I did read a few or so…" Shino said.
Kiba sweat dropped.
"Maybe Kakashi-sensei just overslept?" Naruto asked.
"Then who the hell is that woman who looks like Ino, but older and is in a cheerleader coach uniform?" Sakura asked.
There was this adult woman; blonde, hair in a ponytail with bangs sticking out.
Yes it was an older version of Ino.
Shikamaru was all (small) wow.
Then the Naruto gang went to their first class. (They all had the same schedule)
First Class:
"Hello I am your home room teacher, Mr. Neji Hyuuga."
"Oh Crap!" Neji said looking at the older version him.
"What is it young man... Who looks like me surprisingly but I am handsomer." Hyuuga-sensei said.
(I will call older versions with a sensei and younger ones by their names.)
"Nothing." Neji said.
"I can see that you are lying with my byakugan. And now you are surprised with my 360 degree ultra special byakugan!" Hyuuga-sensei said.
"Wow, I can only do 359 degrees! In the future it will be 360 degree. Yes I rock."Neji thought smiling.
"Okay then let's begin class. As I have said I am your ultra awesome homeroom teacher. You have to obey me! Hahahaha!" Hyuuga-sensei said.
"Am I that weird in the future?"Neji thought.
"Haha Neji is so weird in the future!" Tenten thought.
"I will now write down your schedule today." Hyuuga-sensei said.
While Hyuuga-sensei was writing on the board Naruto threw a paper airplane towards him.
Just before the paper airplane was about to hit his head.
Hyuuga-sensei turned around caught the paper airplane and hit it towards Naruto.
"Hey! Do you have proof that I did it?" Naruto exclaimed.
"You do know I have the byakugan." Hyuuga-sensei said.
"Yeah yeah, you and your 'ultra cool' byakugan!" Naruto said sarcastically.
"Neji is a pain in the butt both younger and older version!" Naruto thought.
Then after Hyuuga Neji wrote down the schedule, they all copied it and all surprised at the last names of them.
Then it was 9:00 time for the next class.
They got all their supplies and walked into the next room.
"Students I am Mr. Shino Aburame" Aburame-sensei said.
"…" Shino said with few enthusiastic.
The older Shino had a white coat, with black goggles.
He was the science teacher.
"Okay get out your tubes. Measure out the chemicals." Aburame-sensei said.
"AH! Science classes are so boring!" Naruto said.
"Okay I will split you in 3 groups." Aburame-sensei said.
Since Aburame doesn't know these people he just pointed, so here's the group"
Group one Naruto, Gaara, and Sakura
Group two Sasuke, Neji, and Tenten
Group three Lee, Kankuro and Hinata
Group four Kiba, Shikamaru, and Temari
Group five Choji, Shino, and Ino
Aburame-sensei just did this randomly and so did I.
Then Aburame-sensei just turned around for a while, while the groups did their class work (reading manga books lol)
Group one:
"Okay we have to combine this red chemical with this magenta colored chemical." Sakura said.
"But can't we also put this ultra cool orange color with it?" Naruto asked.
"No! You have to do it like the directions said Naruto!" Sakura said.
Gaara was just his usual quietness.
Then as Sakura was reading the rest of the directions Naruto put in a bit of orange.
Gaara was just watching Naruto being disobedient.
When Naruto poured in the orange, the chemicals started missing and boiling bubbles all around.
Sakura was still reading the directions.
Gaara was trying to be the hero in this part of the story.
He was all quiet, but he was tugging Sakura.
Sakura still didn't notice.
Gaara got annoyed.
He tried to talk with all his might (just kidding) "Sakura"
"Huh?" Sakura said.
She looked at the tube.
"Naruto!" Sakura shouted.
The bubbles exploded all over the three.
"Naruto did you know that orange was a sticky substance." Sakura said angry.
The three were all stuck together.
Gaara was just staring at space.
"Well at least I can spend some alone time with Sakura!" Naruto said smiling.
"You do know Gaara is also here." Sakura said.
"Oh right…" Naruto said.
Group two:
"First we pour in this red and magenta chemicals right?" Neji said.
"Hey, can't we pour in magenta and white? Huh Neji?" Tenten asked.
"Does white mean me and magenta Tenten?" Neji thought blushing.
"Fools" Sasuke said quietly.
Then Tenten and Neji poured in the white and magenta.
"Doesn't this stand for our relationship." Neji said.
"What are you talking about; I wanted to make the color pink!" Tenten said confused.
Neji was all NO in this head, broken hearts in the background.
But then the mixed magenta and the white exploded and the three faces were pink.
Sasuke was annoyed; he had nothing to with this as he thought.
Well it is also Sasuke's fault, he didn't stop them, he was just being his emo self.
So now Neji, Tenten and emo Sasuke were all colored pink!
Group three:
"Umm… You ha-have to mix th-the red chemical with the magenta one…" Hinata said quietly.
"I have an idea! We can mix green with pink and it stands for me and my love Sakura!" Lee said.
"You got to be kidding, you have to be serious in this class or else you will make a mistake, what was it again red and black?" Kankuro said.
"Umm it-its …" Hinata said quietly, of course no one heard her though.
"I want to make it green and pink!" Lee said.
"Red and Black!" Kankuro said.
"Green and Pink!"
"Red and Black!"
They kept arguing until they accidentally put red, green, black and pink.
Then it all exploded.
The three all had their hair sticking up.
Hinata fainted.
Lee was disgraced.
Kankuro already had his hair define gravity.
Group four:
"This is just too troublesome." Shikamaru said with no enthusiasm.
"Just shut your lazy mouth." Temari said teasingly.
Shikamaru glared at her.
Kiba just said, "Okay you have to combine red and purple right?"
"No, its red and magenta. If you mix red and purple, our hair will turn dark purple." Shikamaru said smartly.
"Excuse you for being such a smart ass." Temari said.
Shikamaru rolled his eyes.
"Okay then red and magenta." Kiba said.
He poured the right chemicals.
Finally someone did the experiment right!
But this group is boring, next group!
Group five:
"Can we make food out of these chemicals, or maybe even drinks?" Choji asked.
"Of course not! These are non edible substances." Ino said.
"But I do have an idea, we can mix yellow and blue, as me and Sasuke's undying love for each other" Ino said dreamily.
"You both are idiots." Shino said.
"What did you say bug boy!" Ino said with flames in her eyes.
"I said you both are IDIOTS! Are you deaf?" Shino said.
Ino was very angry, Choji just watched.
Ino got a chemical bottle and threw it at Shino, Shino did the same.
They spilled chemicals all over the desk; even some chemicals went into the tube.
As usual it exploded and they all became bald.
Haha just kidding, I'm only using that line to torture Ino, but what really happened was their hair, turned checked red and black.
"AH! My beautiful hair!" Ino screamed.
The rest were just calm.
Then Aburame-sensei went to check on them and tell them class is over.
But when he looked at the progress, he just said, "I give group four an A+ as for the rest of you, you will get an extra homework assignment."
"BOOO!" said the people who aren't in group four.
OF course after the class, they all turned back to their normal individual self, and color.
They all had to go to recess.
They tried to run to the play structure.
"Hey you kids!" said a red head, older guy, with a tattoo that says love on his top right hand head.
Yes isn't it obvious older version Gaara is a play ground monitor.
"Hey it's Gaara!" Naruto shouted.
"Actually it's still Gaara-sensei (I don't know Gaara's last name!)" Gaara-sensei said.
Gaara looked at his older self.
Then they all played on the swings.
"Sasuke-kun!" Can you push me on the swing?" Ino shouted.
Sasuke just looked once and turned away.
"Ino you're such a pig and a kid!" Sakura shouted.
Sakura walked towards the library.
She was going to find out more about this future place.
She looked at the librarian.
It was Hanabi (Hinata's younger sister).
"Hanabi-chan?" Sakura said.
"Actually I'm older than you so it's hmm... I don't really know I'm just and average college girl..." older Hanabi said.
"What about Hanabi-sempai? (Sempai means older person)" Sakura said.
"Sure that'll do." Hanabi-sempai said.
"What year is it?" Sakura asked.
"Of course it's 2019 (the present is 2006)." Hanabi-sempai said.
"13 years! Already!" Sakura said.
"Sakura-chan!" Naruto shouted.
Naruto went in the library.
"What cha doing?" Naruto asked.
"Naruto we are in the future its 2019!" Sakura said.
"So do we tell the others?" Naruto said.
"Yes, but don't tell the teachers or older us." Sakura said.
"okay, but what about older Hanabi over there who just listened to our whole conversation." Naruto said.
Sakura sweat dropped.
"Umm can you…" Sakura said.
"Of course I won't tell, not even my older sister." Hanabi-sempai said.
"You man Hinata works at this school also?" Sakura said.
"Yeah she's the lit. teacher." Hanabi-sempai said.
Ring ring ring ring ring!
The bell rang; Sakura and Naruto told the others, and then went to their next class.
"I am your teacher Mr. Sasuke Uchiha." Uchiha-sensei said.
"Holy!" Naruto shouted.
"Do you have a problem mister?" Uchiha-sensei said.
"Yeah! Since when did you become a teacher?" Naruto shouted.
"Shut up you dope!" Sasuke said.
Naruto sat down.
"I am your social studies teacher. I will tell you about my history in life." Uchiha-sensei said.
"This has got to be interesting." Sasuke thought.
"Okay when I was about your age, I wanted revenge on my brother. I went to Orochimaru for power; boy was I stupid that age." Uchiha-sensei said.
Sasuke just dropped his head with a sweat drop.
"Then I bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla so I killed my brother finally bla, bla, bla, bla, bla, bla and that's my story in life." Uchiha-sensei said.
"Okay now, that's that. Now get your text books and read pages 100-112." Uchiha-sensei said.
The class began reading.
"Psst. Sasuke! You older version is boring like hell!" Naruto whispered.
"Be quiet Naruto it's reading time." Sakura whispered back.
"My story was yes interesting." Sasuke whispered.
"No offense Sasuke, but that story was a little boring." Sakura blushed with a sweat drop.
Sasuke was all heart broken inside, he began to like Sakura and she was dissing him.
"Ha." Was all Naruto said.
Then class ended (boring class huh?).
They went to their next class, math.
"yo, students, I am your math teacher. Mr. Shikamaru Nara." Shikamaru-sensei said.
"Wow, a math teacher." Shikamaru said with no enthusiasm.
"Shikamaru you look cool in that suit!" Ino whispered.
Shikamaru had a tiny bit of blush.
Temari saw this and said, "You look like a very skinny penguin."
Shikamaru got angry and turned hulk like (Haha just kidding).
Shikamaru just got angry.
Then they did their math.
"AH! So much numbers and symbols, and talking, I am so confused." Naruto shouted.
Then this maybe also boring class ended.
Their next class P.E.
Guess the teacher…
You guessed/not guessed it! Lee!
This is going to be torture for the others but fun for Lee.
"Okay I order you to go 100 labs around the gym!" Rock-sensei said.
(aren't you glad you have a regular and maybe mean teacher like you have, instead of Rock Lee being nice to you with a hundred laps for starters yes you should be very happy with your P.E. teacher and be glad its not Rock-sensei.)
"What!' everyone said besides Lee who was pumped up.
And after that long, sweating, tortured warm up Rock-sensei said, "Now we are going to do 1,000 sprints back and forth the gym."
"NO!" The class shouted, of course besides Lee who hasn't broken a sweat.
Then as the very tired and hungry and sweaty class ended they had lunch.
Choji was the cafeteria person.
They all got a heavy lunch because they were all sweaty and hungry.
Then when they finished lunch they relaxed at the field Shikamaru style.
Naruto, Kiba, and Lee were playing kickball.
Naruto accidentally kicked the ball on the roof.
"Naruto! Why'd you do that?" Kiba said.
"Fine, I'll just ask Gaara-sensei to get it." Naruto said.
"Gaara-sensei!" Naruto shouted.
"what is it little man?" Gaara-sensei said.
"Can you get the ball that's stuck on the roof." Naruto asked.
Gaara-sensei poofed up to the roof and said, "NEVER!" and ran away.
They all sweat dropped.
The bell rang; they all went to their next class: literature.
"Hello students, I am your teacher Mrs. Hinata Hyuuga." Mrs. Hyuuga-sensei said.
"Hey Hinata! It looks you're married." Naruto said.
Hinata blushed red.
Kiba just smirked and thought it was obviously Naruto.
Naruto raised his hand and asked, "Mrs. Hyuuga-sensei, who's your lucky man?"
Mrs. Hyuuga-sensei blushed and said, "Let's just skip that part, and get to class."
Then they began their literature.
"Okay first we are going to do some arts and craft I got from Sai (new character in Naruto, he's real in Naruto spoiler), get your paint brush and paint the first thing in your head, and combine it with the one or thing you love the most." Mrs. Hyuuga-sensei said.
They all stared painting.
Ino first painted a heart and then Sasuke.
Naruto painted a Hokage hat and then Sakura.
Lee painted a green leaf and then Sakura.
Sasuke painted a Konoha headband and then a cherry tree. (obvious much?)
Then Sakura painted something and Naruto, Lee, and Sasuke we're interested.
Sakura painted dove and then …. (suspense) ice creams X).
They all sweat dropped.
Sakura just looked at them and said, "I just love ice cream" She smiled.
The others painted stuff, but I won't tell you just keep guessing.
Then literature class ended.
Then they had their next class English and spelling.
Their teacher said, "YO class I am your teacher Ms. Temari-sensei (I also don't know Temari's last name.)"
"What I'm still single!" Temari said.
Shikamaru just looked at her and said, "Ha."
Temari got angry.
They continued their class.
"You blonde boy. Spell rocks" Temari-sensei said.
"Umm... uhhh… r-o-x-s? Naruto said.
"WRONG! You the one with big eyebrows." Temari-sensei said.
"Hey that's rude! R-O-C-K-S" Lee said.
"Good." Temari-sensei said.
The class continued as Naruto fails.
Then the school ended.
"Class is hard!" Naruto shouted.
"Yeah it was, but maybe also fun." Sakura said.
"umm… who's th-that blonde m-man in jan-janitor clothes" Hinata said.
"Oh My Gosh!" Naruto said mouth dangling.
"HA! Naruto's a janitor just like I said." Sasuke said smirking.
Naruto was still mouth opened.
Then The older Naruto came to them and said, "Yo kids, I'm Mr. Naruto Uzumaki. You can call me Uzumaki-sama because I'm cool like that."
Sakura laughed a little.
"Naruto older you is kind of cool." Sakura smiled and laughed a little.
Naruto smiled as though it was a compliment.
Sasuke got a little jealous because Sakura said that his older self was boring.
"Hey cute young lady." Uzumaki-sama complimented to Sakura.
"Thanks you, Hello to you to." Sakura said.
"I will escort you ladies to your dorms and then the guys." Uzumaki-sama said.
Then all had dorms, cause then they are in the future and yeah…
The dorms were separate, boys and girls dorms'.
The dorms we're by two people each.
Girls Dorm Groups: (by random)
Ino and Temari.
Sakura, Hinata and Tenten because there is an odd number of girls.
Boys Dorm Groups: (by random)
Sasuke and Neji
Naruto and Gaara
Kankuro and Shino
Kiba and Lee
They all went to their dorms and fell asleep; not knowing what tortures Kumiko will type.
Continued…
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How was that, seriously there are more surprising stuff later on in the story please be prepared and review.