Proud to Be a Slytherin

by the-circle-of-stupidity

A wrock song I wrote saying how people should stop stereotyping us Slytherins. We're not all assholes. Anyway, it's in the tune of uprising by muse. K cause there's a small amount of language.

Proud to Be a Slytherin

The sorting hat is in the room

And all the first years will assume

That the Slytherins will give them Hell

And hope that, we don't all think 'might as well'

So come on!

Another rumor, another seed, another stupid lie to make us all seem greedy

All the green ties wrapped around our necks

Seems like a symbol that we're all a bunch of pricks

So come on!

They do not know us!

They will just see a stereotype!

They don't see the real us!

We're not all that pretentious!

So come on!

Most of them are out of control

Probably blame us for that mountain troll!

If you could flick a switch open their third eye

They'd see that not all of us will make you cry!

So come on!

We'll rise up and take the House Cup back

'Cause the Slytherins are ready to attack

And you all have pushed us to the edge

Why can't we unify and help Hogwarts ascend?

So come on!

They do not know us!

They will just see a stereotype!

They don't see the real us!

We're not all that pretentious!

So come on!

We aren't all bad guys!

There may be a few but the rest of us try!

So, don't let them cloud your vision

I'm proud to be a Slytherin!

So come on!