Once upon a time there lived a monster named Bear-Man-Pig! He was a monster that was part bear, part man, and part pig. One day, he was walking in the forest when all of a sudden he saw two girls sitting on a dead Big Foot, braiding its hair. The two girls were named Uoka ( a stupid, pretty, asian girl) and Sarah (a stupid mental patient). Well, Uoka was also a mental patient. They had escaped earlier that day.
All of a sudden, two evil witches named Jessica the Ginger and Cina the Goth appeared and began to scream and chase Uoka, Sarah and Bear-Man-Pig or BMP. In a flurry of panic, the trio hid in a rotting elephant. BMP, thinking they were going to be here for awhile, began to gorge on the intenstines of the carcass. Sarah ate the elephant eyeballs and brain. Uoka sat quietly, watching her friends eat. (Ok! We lied! Uoka ate everything else!)
Before they finished their meal, a herd of ADD's appeared and devoured what was left of the elephant. As the ADD's feasted on the dead animal, the one's that hid in the carcass escaped. As they ran, BMP tripped on a rock. But, if you look closely, the rock said, '' Pamela Anderson's breast implant. Left side.'' With this sudden stop, Uoka popped out of the bushes she and Sarah had fallen in. But, they didn't appear as they did before. Uoka had a HUGE bust and so did Sarah. ''Whoops! I tripped!'' exclaimed Uoka. She began to take out the implants while Sarah put them in her pants for later use. So now Sarah had double P balls! BMP ate about eleven of Pamela Anderson's implants before he got sick and vomited on Uoka.
Suddenly, Jessica and Cina popped out and ate BMP! Afraid for her life, Sarah sacrificed Uoka and ran. After a moment of struggle, Uoka escaped and ran after Sarah. Plotting a plan of revenge. She planned to give her to the evil snowman who lived in the Sahara Desert.
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Sarah stopped and saw Uoka. She ran toward her and said, " Sorry! I was scared! I panicked! Plese forgive me!'' Sarah gave Uoka an apologetic hug. As Sarah hugged her, Uoka pulled out a knife that would send Sarah to a planet called Pickle Wickle Dickle or PWD. Uoka stabbed Sarah and sent her to live forever in PWD. But, little did she know that Sarah would return and kill her!
After a moment of boredom, Sarah resurrected Uoka and they decided to team up against the evil witches! With this alliance, Sarah's army of PWD and Uoka's monkey army joined to fight alongside one another in the battle. Thier combined army consisted of, two people. Which was just Sarah and Uoka.
Even though Uoka was still angry, she focused all of her negative energy towards her and Sarah's goal, ridding this world of the evil witches. Armed with two ordinary sticks, the girls looked ready to defend themselves against a horde of pinatas.
Before the epic battle had even begun, the witches killed Sarah and Uoka!