Anvil Andy is back, and with a vengeance, I might add. Now, I KNOW it's WAY past Halloween, but I couldn't resist doing this abruptly short but biting satire of an all-time Peanuts classic. Enjoy!
WHAT REALLY BECAME OF THE GREAT PUMPKIN
A Peanuts Fanfic
by Anvil Andy
STANDARD DISCLAIMER: I do not own the Peanuts characters. They are the creations of the late Charles M. Schulz and are owned by Universal Press Syndicate (formerly United Feature Syndicate), respectively.
Rated T for Teen so as not to get the little ones involved.
Late at night, Charlie Brown was seated at the dinner table, eating a rather familiar-looking piece of pastry.
"This is GREAT Pumpkin Pie!" Chuck exclaimed with a sinister look on his face.
(Cut to a shot of Linus waiting forlornly in the Pumpkin Patch.)
THE END
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Well, that's all for now - sorry it's so darned short, but, then again, this could be the next "Bambi Meets Godzilla" - think about it!
WITH APOLOGIES TO SPARKY SCHULZ, LEE MENDELSON, AND BILL MELENDEZ