A/N: I don't know if I'll write a story to accompany this, but I had this idea a while ago and thought it would be funny. Tell me if there are any countries I missed!
Where Austria and Prussia love Hungary but Switzerland has it out for Austria, ignoring Liechtenstein's feelings and Canada cries at night because Prussia just doesn't get it.
Where Romano is jealous of France and Prussia because they hold Spain's attention and Seychelles goes unnoticed and Romano hates Germany for taking Italia away.
Where France is oblivious and England loves America who tries to ignore Russia who is scared of Belarus and Lithuania feels dejected even though Poland is right there and Ukraine bounces across Europe.
Where Finland is Sweden's wife and Denmark hates Sweden because Norway pays more attention to Sweden than Denmark and Iceland feels lonely and Mr. Puffin decides to take things into his own hands.
Where Sealand hates England but loves Finland and Sweden and Latvia is scared of Mr. Russia but loves Sealand and Lithuania is going through denial and Poland gives France fashion advice and Estonia gets hacked.
Where Korea gets in the way and China is upset over the loss of Japan and Taiwan loves Hong Kong but England gets in the way and Vietnam and Thailand are confused and Tibet cooks dinner.
Where Japan loves Greece and Greece hates Turkey but Turkey loves Greece and Egypt becomes a love guru and the TRNC is confused and so is Monaco and France and Korea have a groping contest.
Where Cuba and Canada eat ice cream and America stuffs his face and England is a jerk and France is a pervert and Romano is moody and Spain eats a tomato and Germany gets a headache and Italia is ditzy and Switzerland chases France with a gun for trying to grope Liechtenstein and Hungary hits Prussia with a frying pan and Austria composes something new and China serves food and Korea gropes Vietnam and Thailand and Tibet are confused and Taiwan talks to Hong Kong and Australia has a boomerang and New Zeeland loves sheep and the Irish twins and Scotland have a drinking contest and Kumajiro forgets Canada's name and Greece takes a nap and Japan nosebleeds and Turkey is a jerk and Egypt and Monaco and the TRNC place bets and Seychelles goes swimming and Mexico plays football with Brazil and Wy paints a picture and Russia is creepy and Belarus is a stalker and Ukraine bounces and Latvia cowers and Estonia loves technology and Poland takes Lithuania shopping and Belgium makes cake and the Netherlands smokes and hates Spain and Denmark is arrogant and Sealand plays with Sweden and Finland is a wife and Norway is emotionless and Iceland talks to Mr. Puffin and Grandpa Rome is just as ditzy as Italia and Germania rolls his eyes at Rome's stupidity…
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