Inu: Hello again! After I wrote "Mystline" and got one good review, I was like "Oh, why the hell not?" and decided to write another one. Belated Christmas fic.

Warnings: Cursing, implied sex between two boys.

Disclaimer:...-falls on knees and starts crying-

"Sasuke?"

"Hn."

"What the hell is this?" Naruto all but screamed at Sasuke as he held up his gift.

"I thought you would like it," Sasuke seemed like he was talking about the weather.

Naruto's eye twitched, "You thought I would like lingerie!"

"Well, I like it."

"Cause you're thinking that you aren't going to be the one wearing it!"

"That's why I thought you would like it. I think it looks good on you."

"SASUKE!"

A scream that could be heard even in the Sound resounded throughout Konoha. All the villagers sighed.

"Looks like Naruto-kun and Sasuke-kun are at it again," one villager said.

"I think its cute how they argue," another squealed.

"Pfft. Closet pervert," Ebisu-sensei said as he passed by.

All the villagers blinked. But I digress.

Naruto was glaring at a smug-looking Sasuke.

"Sasuke, why is it every single holiday of ours gets fucked up?"

"I was better this year."

"You beat carolers with a bat because you thought they were serenading me."

"Better than last year."

"What am I going to do with you?" Naruto sighed, then regretted his words.

"I have a pretty good idea..." Sasuke trailed off as he walked towards Naruto with the most feral smirk the blonde has ever seen.

Sakura, Lee, Shikamaru, Ino, Chouji, Neji, and Tenten were all sitting in Ichiraku's. Over the years, and against their wills, Naruto had convinced them to eat there, and it soon became their "coffee house" one could say.

"Aaaah! Sasuke!"

Sakura sighed. "Naruto sure is loud."

"Augh! Harder!"

"I think he gets louder every year," Neji groaned.

"Oh, yes! There! Auuuugh!"

"Which only means his fire of youth is burning brighter every year!" Lee cried, in a very Gai-like pose.

"Please, Lee. Never. Stand. Like. That. Again. Ever." Tenten begged.

"Why not? Gai-sensei stands like this."

Everyone shuddered.

"Yeah, but somehow we got used to him not wearing underwear under his leotard," Shikamaru droned.

Lee blinked. "Gai-sensei doesn't wear underwear either?"

They all regretted their current conversation, and hoped Naruto would start screaming again.

Said blonde boy was unconscious.

"I molested him too much this time..." Sasuke sighed, laying beside his petite lover.

"Mmmm...merry Christmas Sasuke.." Naruto whispered sleepily.

Sasuke smiled softly, "Merry Christmas, Naruto."

"By the way..."

"Hm?"

"I liked the lingerie..." Naruto yawned and fell asleep.

Sasuke couldn't help the smug smirk on his face. He'd be sure to put Naruto's present to good use tomorrow.