Vanitas Laugh

So hey guys …wrote this impulsively, needed to do it. Laugh like he laughed. Enjoy :)

So Master Xehanort and Vanitas were at their favorite Starbucks and the old man decided to entertain his dark follower with some jokes.

"So... why did the X-blade cross the road?" Master Xehanort asked.

"...I don't know... why?" Vanitas inquired.

"To get to the other side!" The old man joked.

"*Vanitas Laugh* AHA-HA-Ha-ha-ha" Vanitas rolled round on the floor, clutching his sides.

0_o "It wasn't that funny..." Master Xehanort looked down at his demented apprentice in fear.

Master Xehanort was in the Badlands waiting for Vanitas to SHOW UP ALREADY, when the golden-eyed boy opened up a dark corridor behind the old man and decided to give him a jump scare.

"BOO!"

"AHHH!" Xehanort jumped 20 feet in the air and landed on his head.

"*Vanitas Laugh* AHA-HA-Ha-ha-ha!"

"You are so creepy and weird. That laughter…" Xehanort shuddered as he leered at the boy.

"Not as creepy as your eyes, old man!" Vanitas smirked.

"WHAT?! We have the same eyes, you idiot!" Xehanort argued.

"I know you are, but what am I? *Vanitas Laugh* AHA-HA-Ha-ha-ha. I WIN! BYE!"

And with that, he left his Master with a deadly scowl on his face.

"Vanitas let's practice the thing where you stand behind me as I'm walking then faze in from my side to reveal yourself!" Xehanort planned as he played with his fingers.

"Why?" The dark boy questioned.

"Because it will look cool!" Xehanort reasoned.

"But you're already cool." Vanitas complimented.

"Awww, why thank you my pawn-! I mean pupil!" Xehanort corrected.

"NOPE! Psyche! "*Vanitas Laugh* AHA-HA-Ha-ha-ha!"

"Why would you do that?! That's so mean!"

"I got an idea!" Vanitas stated as a small light bulb appeared above his head and lit up.

"...How did you do that?" Xehanort inquired.

"Magic, duh. Anyway, as I was saying... Let's have Drexbann15 write all sorts of whacky adventures with us and stuff." Vanitas smirked.

"NO! You're breaking the fourth wall! And no, I'm much too busy trying to make a dastardly evil plan that spans over a decade." Xehanort denied.

"If you don't, I won't make cookies for you anymore!" Vanitas threatened.

"NOOOOO! I survive on those cookies alone! They're the only thing keeping me alive until I find a new vessel!" Xehanort agreed. "Fine, we'll have our own series."

"And we have plenty of time too. Four years until Terra and Aqua's Mark of Mastery." Vanitas grinned.

"What am I getting myself into...?" Xehanort asked himself in despair.

A/N- Yeah, I am going to write some funny and parody stuff for these two "Evil" Villains and their misadventures. The series will be on a different fic. And the laugh is one of the many things I like about Vanitas. Like, favorite, comment and review if you agree with any of this. Stay cool like Master Xehanort... NOT XD. But seriously, keep reading:) Here's one of Vanitas's amazing cookies for you- (::).