Note that Naruto could end up with any one of the kunoichi in this, I just prefer Sakura.

Tsunade the fifth Hokage of the village of Konoha was sitting at her desk trying her best to finish her rather large stack of paperwork without killing someone when their was a knock at her door. "What is it?!" She yelled not in the mood for guests. The person at the door seemed unfazed as they opened the door only making Tsunade even angrier. "Who the hell is it- oh shit!"

Tsunade couldn't believe her eyes. "Oh hello Akimo!" She nervously smiled as the man known as Akimo took a seat in front of her, a look of distaste on his face. "Tsunade my old friend, I am pleased to see how well you are doing." Tsunade laughed even more nervously. "Yes, ho-how is your daughter?" Akimo nodded.

"Not as good as I could hope." Tsunade looked surprised. "Oh, is there anything I can do to help?" She asked hoping to Kami that he would accept her favor whatever it may be. "You see my old friend, It is my sweet little angels most horrible misfortune that her boyfriend has left her on the eve of her most important sweet 16 birthday party, and all of her friends will be oh so cruel to her to have no date on this most joyous occasion."

Tsunade nodded lightly. "Ok um, how can I help?" He smiled. "It has come to my attention that you are now in charge of a wide variety of ninja, I respect that and would be most happy if you would be so kind as to lend one of your ninja to be my little flowers date/boyfriend until such time that my little angel can find a replacement." Tsunade didn't know what to say. "Um, I could do that…"

Akimo smiled. "Perfect! My baby has given me a description of what she is looking for." He handed her a piece of paper with the details, Tsunade looked it over and went bug eyed. "Oh no…" Akimo frowned. "What is wrong?" Tsunade turned pale. "There is only one Ninja I have that fits this description…and his name is-"

Somewhere in the village of Konoha a blond haired Ninja was punched into a brick wall by a certain pink haired kunoichi. "NARUTO! HOW DARE YOU TOUCH MY BUTT!" Naruto got up quickly. "No wait Sakura it was an accident I swear!" The hyperactive blond backed away in fear. "I KNEW AFTER SPENDING THREE YEARS WITH JIRAIYA YOU WOULD BE A PERVERT!"

Tsunade hit her head on her desk. "Are you sure there are no other options?" Akimo frowned. "No, my baby was VERY specific: Blond hair, Blue eyes, protecting, and hopefully easy to control!" Tsunade's eyes twitched. "Well that is kind of Naruto but-" Akimo grinned. "Perfect! You have someone?"

Tsunade chuckled lightly. "Well I wouldn't say he's the best…but he IS the only one who matches what your child wants…" Akimo clapped his hands happily. "Excellent! Send for him at once! My baby CANNOT be kept waiting, oh and one more thing…" Tsunade held her head in pain from the headache she was getting. "My darling is the sort of COMPETATIVE sort… she has also requested that you send a number of ladies to act as… shall we say, jealous exes?"

Tsunade groaned mentally. "I think I have a few who could..." Akimo was very please. "Tsunade I am very happy that you can help me with this, for it you can consider that little gambling debt you owe me totally gone!" Tsunade was relieved but still didn't know what to do about Naruto. "Hmm, who should I send? Sakura definitely, she can keep her head on the mission without falling head over heels, and I suppose Ino and Tenten could work…but what about Hinata?"

Everyone knew that Hinata was head over heels in love with Naruto…except Naruto himself. "Baka! I'll just send them all! She slammed her hand on her desk causing a small crack. "Shizune! Call for Naruto, Sakura, Ino, Tenten, and Hinata!" Shizune zoomed into the room like a bat out of hell. "Tsunade-sama! Akimo was just here!" Shizune and Tsunade shivered.

"I know…he bought some ninja help…" Shizune shivered. "For what?" Tsunade grinned grabbing a large thing of sake. "Sit down and have a drink with me…you to Jiraiya!" The perverted hermit came through the window grinning evilly as he wrote things down in his notebook. "Oh brilliant brilliant brilliant!" He cackled like an idiot as Tsunade smacked him into the wall.

"No games Jiraiya! This is serious!" Shizune looked confused as Tsunade sighed pooring them all drinks. "This mission is gonna go down in history…"

I think I kinda ruined the suspense of it all. Except of course why Tsunade is scared of Akimo! REVIEW FOR CHAPTER 2! Hey I'm a poet!