A/N: Again, the credit for this goes to BluestBlood who gave me the idea as well as a few lines. Lol…Henry, King of Fluff….Do I even have to explain?
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Me: Wow, Henry! You're King of Fluff!
Henry: Huh…I am, aren't I…
Me: So…can I own you now?
Henry: Uh, no. You don't own me. So don't try.
Me: But-!
Henry: GOOD BYE OBSESSED FANGIRL!
Me: Darn…
I don't own anything!
Gabe was pretty sure he was gonna be sick. If he had to sit through another minute of his sister and her boyfriend making googly eyes at each other, he was just gonna puke. Plus, how could things get any worse?
"Do you two ever stop staring at each other?"
The two of them just seemed to ignore him, both still staring.
"Hello?"
Still nothing.
"HOLY SHIT! THE HOUSE IS ON FIRE!"
He got their attention this time. Natalie sort of just shrieked until she realized that it was just her brother playing a cruel joke on her.
"That's not funny…" she scolded, angrily. "You know I'm afraid of fire…"
"Why are you afraid of fire?" Henry asked, sort of angry at Gabe for upsetting her.
"It's all because when I was little, my mom accidentally set our house on fire. And ever since I've been terrified of fire."
"Aww…" Henry just mumbled, wrapping his arms around her and pulling her close to him. "Well, don't worry…I'll protect you."
She smiled and sort of fell into his embrace, kissing his cheek softly.
"Omigod…" Gabe muttered to himself. "You're like the king of sappy fluff…"
If only he hadn't said that. Henry's head shot up immediately. "What?"
"You. You're like a king of fluff."
Henry had an idea. "Really? Huh…I kind of like that…"
"Oh, God…" Natalie whined, wishing Gabe would just go away.
Henry was hard at work by now. He had grabbed a piece of paper and a pencil and was starting to draw. From what Natalie could tell, it looked like a castle out of some stupid old fairytale.
"Is that Narnia?" Gabe asked, being a critic.
"No!' Henry said, as he continued to scribble away. "It's my kingdom, duh."
"Your…kingdom?"
"Yeah. I am the king of fluff."
"Well, what's it like?" Gabe was just trying to make fun of him now.
"It's like Narnia but over ten times better with pot for everyone and jazz music all the time!"
Natalie just face-palmed. What did she ever do to deserve this? "Henry, don't take everything he says seriously."
"What? Are you questioning my kingly fluffiness?"
"Yes…"
"Well, we'll see about that…" He just pulled her close to himself and just started to kiss her…and kiss her…and kiss her. In fact, he would've kept kissing her if she hadn't pulled away from him quickly.
"You're crazy…" she admitted, shaking her head.
"See, you need the good-funny-crazy to balance out the not-so-good crazy in your life. And me? I'm your good crazy."
She just sort of shrugged. He was right in a way. "Well, ok. But can you just go back to being regular Henry again?"
He sighed and just shouted regally. "I HEREBY RENOUNCE MY THRONE AS KING OF FLUFF!"
"Oh my God…" Gabe just muttered, hiding his face in his hands, trying not to laugh.
Yep….Things definitely got worse..
A/N: haha, Poor Gabe…lol
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