Room Intrusion
A/N:
Italics are John. Regular tis Sherlock.
Disclaimer:
I don't own Sherlock neither BBC's nor Sir Author Doyle's and am not making any profit by publishing this.
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John, where are you? –SH
St. Bart's. I told you this morning. –JW
You did? I must have deleted it. –SH
Already Sherlock? And how many times do I have to tell you not to text me while I am at work. -JW
It's not like your doing anything of importance anyway. - SH
I am paying the rent Sherlock. The RENT Sherlock. That is a good enough reason for me to go to work. It's not like you accept the money they give for solving cases anyway. –JW
Rent? Oh that…you know that you don't have to work. Mycroft would probably end up paying anyway. I got money in the bank too. – SH
You're too lazy to go to the bank and get the money out to pay the rent and I have to go I have a patient so behave. –JW
There is no reason to go the bank if you end up paying the rent anyway. - SH
John? –SH
John? –SH
I'm bored. –SH
Bored. - SH
Where did you hide your gun? –SH
SHERLOCK! YOU DO NOT HAVE MY PREMISSION TO USE MY GUN! –JW
I see your patient just left and must there be a need to type in all caps. –SH
YES SHERLOCK I TYPE IN ALL CAPS WHEN MY FLATMATE IS BORED AND PUTS BULLETS IN THE WALL OF OUR FLAT AND YES THE PATIENT LEFT I COULND'T CONCENTRATE WITH MY PHONE BUZZING EVERY 5 MINUTES. AND NO YOU CANNOT HAVE MY GUN. –JW
Where did you hide your gun John! Out of all the people in the world it seems only you are able to hide something from me… –SH
HELPS THAT I HAD AN ALCOHOLIC SISTER WHEN I WAS YOUNGER- JW
Can you please stop typing in all caps? There is no need to and it makes no sense to text like that John. Where did you hide the gun? If you don't tell me I will rip the flat apart and find it John. –SH
NO I WILL NOT STOP TYPING IN ALL CAPS AND IF YOU RIP THE FLAT APART SHERLOCK HOLMES YOU ARE PUTTING IT BACK TOGETHER! –JW
Don't you have any more patients to attend to? –SH
NO. IT'S A SLOW DAY HERE SO I HAVE FREE TIME. –JW
I'm in your room. –SH
WHAT THE BLOODY HELL ARE YOU DOING IN MY ROOM?! –JW
Profanity and all caps, I am disappointed in you John. –SH
W-H-A-T A-R-E Y-O-U D-O-I-N-G I-N M-Y R-O-O-M?! –JW
I can spell John. –SH
STOP AVOIDING THE QUESTION SHERLOCK. WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY ROOM? –JW
Gun. –SH
GET OUT OF MY ROOM. –JW
No. Tell me where you gun is. –SH
NEVER. –JW
THEN I SHALL CONTINUE DISSECTING YOUR ROOM. NICE TIES BY THE WAY. –SH
SHERLOCK HOLMES YOU LEAVE MY POOR TIES ALONE! THEY ARE NOT TO BE SUBJECTED TO BE EXPERIMENTATION AGAIN! YOU BURNED AND STAINED THEM SHERLOCK. –JW
IT WAS AN EXPERIMENT! –SH
WHY DO HAVE A BARBIE DOLL IN YOUR CLOSET? –SH
SHELOCK! –JW
UH….SHERLOCK I FORGOT TO TELL YOU SOMETHING I LEFT A FRIEND OF MINE TO GUARD THE ROOM –JW
SHERLOCK? –JW
YOU OKAY –JW
Whkjasdfh a cadsttadstf roodm? -SH
What? - JW
New voice note from Sherlock Holmes.
Open
You have a cat in your room! *Achoo* How do you get this creature away from you! *Achoo* John! * Achoo* You *Achoo* will pay *Achoo* for this John *Achoo* You- Will….-A-A-A-Pay! *ACHOO!*
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