Disclaimer: I don't own Twilight
A/N This is a crack fic, and the characters are OOC, except maybe Jane, I dunno, I wrote this at three in the morning and on a sugar rush. I love this though, It makes me wonder.
Warnings; A hyper Aro, Murderous Marcus (HA!) Squeaky Caius. Doubtful Jane and a disgruntled Felix. Alec is there too!
Deep within the Volturi lair, Marcus was at his last tether. The old vampire watched with a bemused expression as Aro danced round the room while Caius laughed his ass of while subtly hiding a vial of highly sugared human blood.
" Oh! Look how a sparkle in the sun Marcus, aren't I pretty?" Aro said while doing a circle and then stumbling slightly afterwards. Marcus' sweat dropped and he remained quiet.
" Maaaaaaarcus! You didn't answer meeeeee." Aro sniffed as his eyes somehow glittered as if filled with tears. Marcus became uncomfortable, unwilling to answer but knowing that he should.
" Uh, you're very pretty Aro, you know that.." Aro squealed with renouned joy and began to dance again, taking Alec with him while Felix edged towards the door. Marcus sighed wearily, whoever spiked Aro's morning drink of blood was seriously going to die. That was when he spotted the vial.
" Caius!" Said vampire squeaked, dropping the vial in his haste to get away from a murderous Marcus who began to chase him.
While this was happening, Jane stood like a statue by the wall. When she was sure no one was looking, she pouted.
" Why did I join again?" She just had to ask herself.
Her answer was a giggling Aro who was getting a piggyback from a disgruntled Felix.
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See? This is what you get at three am and a sugar rush. Please read and Review! It will be muchly adored!