Just Smile!
Fandom: Katekyo Hitman Reborn & Batman
Summary: Bianchi was told one time too many to smile- One did not become the Joker out of nowhere, you know.
KHR Batman fusion featuring Bianchi!Joker, Chrome!Batman, Kyoko!Catwoman and Reborn!Harley Quinn.
Warnings: Some violence, and um. Well, it's pretty mild for the Joker, actually. But yeah. The smile.
Disclaimer: I don't own Katekyo Hitman Reborn and Batman.
One: Just Smile! (Bianchi)
Bianchi is society, Bianchi is the girl,
Bianchi is so pretty, but don't you know, girl?
Just wear some makeup, put on a pretty smile,
'Till the world goes wi-ild.
-.-
But don't you know, my papa,
I don't like it very much,
Lipgloss sticks to my hair,
And covering skin sucks.
I'd much rather paint my nails
A pretty shade of poison.
Oh, papa, won't you leave me to my business?
-.-
If you want to poison, dear,
Then go work in the kitchen.
Cook some for your brother,
Or-even-just-make
A sandwich
Or two.
-.-
And this is why I poison men,
This why I hate,
This is why I scream and shout,
And never want a date!
None of you understand,
You're fools, all of you!
I'm not gonna wear that dress,
And neither are you.
Goodbye, Romeo.
-.-
Did you have to steal his life, my dear?
Why don't just sit down?
Sit still, look pretty, don't frown!
Just smile a little more and they'll never suspect,
That you're the one who killed him-
And not a heart attack!
-.-
I don't want to smile, papa,
I've told you so before,
I'm getting tired of this discussion,
And never wanted more
Then just
For you
To leave me
Be.
-.-
Your brother ran away,
But don't worry your little head,
I'll get him home,
I'll drag him home,
He'll come back in a snap.
In the meantime,
Why don't you learn to sew?
-.-
Oh, darling,
Just smile!
-.-
Brother, brother dear,
Father, let him be!
This house doesn't need me-
It's venomous already,
Bites us 'till we're dead.
Dead,
Like you,
Inside.
-.-
Just smile!
-.-
Fine,
I'll smile.
F.o.r.e.v.e.r.
-.-
Did you hear about Bianchi-
The Falco heiress?
She took a knife to her face
And carved it as a cReSt.
On both sides of her lips
She s liced!
Her pretty face
Forever marred by grue-some
Smile!
-.-
(Don't you know?
I'm the Joker!)
Author's Note
I'm having loads of fun with this! It's going to be one character in the lead per chapter! I've got ideas for four chapters already, there might be more if I come up with some more! :D
The style was once more inspired by the lovely OperaEagle IcelynLacelett! And a Tumblr post by ithelpstodream!
Next chapter: Ac-ti-va-tion, Bat Witch! (Nagi/Chrome)