Okay, it's my first fanfic, so please don't be mean to me! I tried my best.
Disclaimer: I don't own the Teen Titans, nor do I own the characters from "A Series of Unfortunate Events."
Chapter 1
"So... what you're saying is," Raven began," we're supposed to protect them from this 'Count Omar' person?"
"Count Olaf." Violet corrected in an annoyed tone.
"Uh...yes." the mayor answered while Raven and Violet glared at each other. "They will be sharing your home with you until authorities can capture him."
"And how long exactly will that be?" Beast Boy asked.
"Well... we're not entirely sure. It could take weeks, months, years even. All you have to do is take care of them. Don't fret! Now, anymore questions?"
They sat in silence. "Good! Now off you go." the mayor said, hussling them out of the office.
Robin looked at Raven and nodded. The Azarathian girl teleported all of them to the living room at the Tower. The confused Baudelaires and Quagmires glanced around everywhere.
"Um... where are we?" Quigley asked tenatively, staring all over the room.
"Titan's Tower," Raven said, lowering her hood and giving them a first view of her elegant face, "This is our home." Violet gave out a vicious glare as she caught Quigley staring at Raven. "I cannot believe we got stuck babysitting these stupid little brats! We've got a town to protect! We have a town to protect! How are we supposed to watch them and beat the bad guys at the same time?" Raven paced around the room as she made her speech.
"Excuse me for interrupting, but we can't be that much younger than you!" Violet stated crossly, "Duncan, Isadora, Quigley and I are all fifteen, Klaus is sixteen, and Sunny is four."
Raven glared viciously at Violet. There was something about that girl that she definitely did not like. "Well, I am going to my room." With that, she marched out.
"Is she always that unsocialable?" Duncan asked quietly.
"Well, sometimes..." Starfire began, "There are things about friend Raven... that we have yet to understand. But I assure you, she is very much the 'socialable' of which you speak, once you get to know her."
"Anyway, I'm Robin, and this is Starfire, Beast Boy, and Cyborg. Obviously, that was Raven." Robin said, gesturing to everyone as they were introduced, "And just so you know, I'm 17, Star is 18, Cy is 20, B.B. is 16, and Raven is 15."
"Are we done here? 'Cause I'm gonna go check on Raven." Beast Boy said, and before he got an answer, he walked out of the room.
"Poor B.B. He's been really down ever since him and Raven had that fight." Cyborg said.
"I think we've all been a little stressed out lately. I wish we could take a break, I really do, but now with these kids on our hands, things are only gonna get a lot harder." Robin sighed and sat down on the couch. He rubbed his temples for a few moments and they all sat in sincere thought.
Violet was thinking about how they had been assigned to such a horrid home, and how much she was going to hate living with Raven. Klaus was wondering how 5 kids, the same age as they were, were going to keep Olaf away. Sunny was pondering what they would have here that she could bite, and Robin was weighing his options for rooming.
"Alright, I've got it," Robin began, " Starfire, Violet and Sunny will be staying in your room. Cyborg, Duncan and Isadora will be with you. And that leaves Quigley and Klaus with Beast Boy."
The Baudelaires and Quagmires were quite confused. "Why didn't you assign anyone to Raven's room?" Klaus asked.
Robin laughed wryly. "Because no one should ever go into Raven's room."