Haircut

'Dear Duo,

We have made some major modifications

to Deathscythe . Come to the back room of

smartstyle and take a look.

Sencerly Quetra.'

Duo read the letter with much suspicion. He didn't like how they wrote a letter and didn't tell him themselves. Plus it was unlike Quetra and the others to make modifications without his consent, especially Quetra. "Oh well, might as well go." Duo said with a sigh.

"Now where is smartstyle?"

After an hour of looking around and asking directions Dou finally found it. Getting into the backroom was no difficult task. He shut the door behind him and walked into the middle of the room.

"Okay guys! Where are you?"

"Right here." Heero, Wuffei, and Trowa pounced on him and shoved him into a chair. They then latched him in so he could not get up. With metal clasps holding his legs, arms, torso, and neck his earlier fears tripled.

"What the Hell are you doing!" Duo demanded.

"That long hair of yours annoys us, so we're going to make it short." Heero replied, grabbing the scissors and showing them to poor Dou.

"Don't worry Duo. We're going to make this as painful as possible." Commented Trowa.

"What, you're not going to rip it of are you?" Duo loved his hair and was very scared.

"Oh no, nothing so trivial." Wuffei said "We're going to chop it off in little pieces and show it to you as you scream in agony."

"Let's begin shall we?" Trowa said as they gathered behind the shaking Duo. "We'll start with a 2 inch piece. Would you like to do the honors Heero?" Trowa handed the scissors to him as Heero said "Sure." Trowa grabbed a 2 inch piece at the bottom of Duo's braid and held it. Duo was thrashing and screaming all kind of nasty I'll kill you threats. Heero put the scissors around the piece of hair, and shut them. As Duo heard the snap he snapped.

"I'LL KILL YOU!" Duo tore the weak metal that held him and stood up. He went after the three terrified boys and beat them all before they got huge scissors and came after him.

"AAAAAAAAAAAAhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!" He burst through the door screaming and running as fast as his legs would carry him with the others right behind him. 3 miles after Duo lost them he collapsed by a tree. He was startled by the sight of all 4 of his companions laughing their lungs out.

"How….. Did you……. Get …. Here?" Duo said between gasps.

"Pretty convincing robots huh Duo?" Quetra asked.

"Robots!"

"Yep!" said Trowa.

Duo stood up raging with furry. "I'M GONNA KILL You bastards…." The poor god of death collapsed on the ground, all energy absolutely gone. The other Gundam pilots just continued to laugh as Duo slept soundly and deeply.