Inazuma Eleven Ultimate Chat Show!

The Inazuma Eleven Cast participate in yet another new chat show where they discuss things, have fun and get questions and dares. (Present tense, direct speech form)

If you have any questions for me or dares for the cast, please PM me, don't review. Reviews are for reviewing, PMs are for messaging. No questions for the cast please, this is illegal to this site.

Episode 1 – Introduction

"Hey guys! Welcome to the Inazuma Eleven Ultimate Chat Show starring the IE Cast!" the host welcomes. *Audience claps*

"Right, Mark, could you please do the dislclaimers for us?" the host requests.

"Okay," agrees Mark, stepping onto the stage, "The Yoshi Club does not own Inazuma Eleven."

The host thanks him, "Arigatou, Endou! Now, before we officially start, let's do the infamous Penguin Plushie Fight!"

"Hai!" the cast exclaim.

"There are going to be two teams," the host explains, "Jude's team and David's team. Jude's penguins are blue and David's are red. Are we ready?"

"Hai!" shout the cast once more.

- 5 minutes later -

Everyone appears to be out of breath on the floor. The host is sweatdropping.

"Um.. here's some water for you, you look totally out of breath!" he generously mentions.

"Kansha!" proclaim the cast, breathing deeply. The host really wants to get on with the show.

"So, you've been on quite a few shows now, haven't you?" the host continues cheerfully.

"You bet!" cries Kevin in between slurps of water, "We've sometimes even had five things going on in one minute!"

"So, guys," the host adds, "we will be presenting dares created by the author and maybe even some of you, but Q&As are strictly prohibited here."

"Yass!" Hurley whoops, "I can't wait to get dares!"

"Yass! I can't wait for YOU to get dares! Ushishishishi!" Scotty cheekily sniggers.

Paolo is excited too. All he can say is "Moto bene!" - but there seems to be one person who isn't so sure about that idea.

"I'm a bit scared of getting dares!" Darren squeaks.

"Don't worry little buddy," Hurley kindly comforts, "I'll keep you safe!"

"Come on, guys," Jordan tells them, "It's not like you'll DIE or something..." Everybody sweatdrops. Xavier stands up.

"Guys, come on!" he calls, "Would we kill you?"

"But you destroyed my school, like yah!" Tyler, one of the Murdock brothers bellows at Xavier, "You can't just go round doing that – in fact, yah, you probs would kill us 'cause we could be in the building when you destroy their school, like for reals yah!"

"We definitely wouldn't kill you," Xavier protests with a charming grin, "we're not in Alius Academy/Aliea Academy anymore."

Hurley gets all pumped up, "Man! He blew your 'amazing' theory, bruh! Wooo, go Xavier!"

"But like yah, you still kinda would though, yah. I'll get you, alien! - "

Just in time, Thor pulls Tyler back with his muscly arms.

"Get off me like yah, orange-streak-head!" Tyler struggles.

"I think," Willy steps in, trying to continue the show, "we should dare everyone to jump off a cliff and survive. To my calculations, apparently nobody can!"

"With any exeptions?" Hurley laughs, "Well, I was pushed off a cliff when I was supposed to do bungee jumping, but the host and author forgot the bungee… and survived!"

Willy protests. "That's because it was the seaside and you love sea, so you probably swam to the top and grabbed a surfboard knowing you!"

Hurley jumps um in the air, "No matter how much you explain, still beat your theory, bruh! 2-0 to Xavurley!"

"Xavurley?!" Willy guffaws, "What kind of team name is that? As you all know, I am an expert of names and - "

"Nah, mate," Hurley interrupts, "it's Xavier and Hurley mixed together."

Everybody but Willy now got it and smiled.

Willy pushed his glasses further up his nose. "Well I guess it works," he realised.

"Anyway," Byron continues, "I could because I have awesome wings!"

"No you don't, you only have wings in your 'God Knows' kick in football/soccer, and that's kind of an illusion!" Willy argues.

"That's the whole point of being here!" Caleb's attitude gets to him. "Of course he does it in soccer, what else?!" Willy growls at Caleb.

"I can jump off a cliff and survive!" Archer decides to tell them, "Remember I jumped off a cliff and my hair let me fly?! Suzume was so amazed at that…"

"Oh, come on, you're just trying to out-do me!" Willy goes off in a huff, "It's not fair! The cliff incident was on a different show, you don't want to ruin the fun for the viewers!"

"That's enough guys," the host says, trying to relieve Willy's fit.

"Phew, thank goodness that's over!" Austin (known better as Toramaru) sighs, "I don't think anyone else could jump off a cliff and survive anyway!"

"Thank goodness nobody's teased my hair yet on THIS show!" Nathan jumps up and down, "I feel like sprinting backstage!"

"Oh, yeah, your hair – how's it going? Brushing it 100 times per night?" Caleb jeers. Nathan slumps back on the bench.

Mark seems to be getting restless. "Who's for a game of soccer, guys? Sakka yarou ze!"

The host has other plans."Oh please, Mark! Stop convincing everyone to-"

"Riyo!" the IE cast exclaims, putting on their boots.

The host sighs, "I wish we had more time. Anyways, that's it for this show! See you next time!"

Jordan, tying his laces, decides it's tme for a good old quote, "After all, all's well that ends well!" Everyone sweatdrops at this. "What?!"

"BYEEE!" everyone waves -

and of course, Paolo says, "Chao!"

The host warns Paolo, "Don't slam the-"

Before the host can finish his sentence, it was too late - Paolo had already slammed the door. Hard.