"Isn't it just a nice day for a walk, DB?" Toadette said as she was walking with Dry Bowser across the green grassy fields of the Mushroom Kingdom, being near the quaint Moo Moo Meadows.
"I suppose it is, kid. Nothing strange or out of the ordinary... except that portal over there I suppose." Dry Bowser calmly pointed out as he was brushing his red hair back.
"Huh? Portal?" Toadette said in confusion as she turned around, to see a blue warp portal pop up behind her as she gasped, with it sucking her and Dry Bowser in along with everything surrounding it as it was one of those warps.
Petey Piranha, who was flying sky high in the air with Silver The Hedgehog, mumbled as he turned to him, pointing out what happened.
"Oh no... not again!" Silver groaned as he planted his right hand on his face. "Why does this always happen when we're nearby...?"
On Bygone Island, the peaceful seaside was under attack, as one would expect, by a rather embarrassing gang of villains. Sticks The Badger was warding them off while Shadow was chilling by his surfboard, the black and red hedgehog wearing his Hawaiian outfit.
"Come on! Where's the pizazz, you government freaks? What sort of sick tricks are you planting in people this time?" Sticks snapped at Dave the intern, chucking her boomerang at him.
"Oww! Will you stop, I gotta get back to my shift before break ends!" Dave cried out as the boomerang ended up breaking his back, causing him to fall on the floor.
Shadow scoffed as he took a sip of his fruit punch, raising his sunglasses. "Humph, you guys lack the edge to be evil. Someone should show you how it's done-"
Shadow could not finish his sentence, for Dry Bowser fell right on top of him out of the portal that appeared above the island. Toadette's screams boomed around the area as she ended up landing on top of Sticks, with various other objects from the Mushroom Kingdom landing all over the island, causing the useless villagers and the barely menacing villains to flee.
"Well... that didn't go off well..." Dry Bowser groaned as the skeletal reptile was reduced to a pile of bones from the collision caused by the portal's shenanigans, using his dark magic to reconfigure himself.
Toadette farting is what the moaning pink mushroom girl did for several seconds, panting as she got up, fanning the air. "Oh my... I think the warp made me a little farty..."