Life of the 4th Wall Breakers #1: When there's new Friends, there are new Enemies
One morning in Ponyville, Pinkie Pie was hopping through Ponyville and she saw someone that looked rather unique.
"Wow, who is that!?" Pinkie questioned herself.
Pinkie ran towards the figure and she introduced herself.
"Hi I'm Pinkie Pie, and wow I know who you are, your a ninja spiderman!" yelled Pinkie.
"I'm not a ninja spiderman, I am Deadpool a cooler character!" yelled Deadpool.
"Oh, well hi Mr Deadpool! Want me to welcome you to ponyville?" asked Pinkie.
"No, I'm here to get someone who is on my naughty list and he just happens to think he can hide here" said Deadpool.
"Oh, um can I help, after all I know all the locations here in Ponyville!" said Pinkie.
"Alrighty let's go!" said Deadpool.
So the two new friends ran off looking for Deadpool's target.
"There he is Pinkie!" said Deadpool.
"Um who is that? He kinda looks like you" asked Pinkie.
"Oh that's one of my enemies Deathstroke, DC fans say I'm a copy of him, yeah right!" yelled Deadpool.
"Some people need to know similar doesn't mean rip off!" said Pinkie.
"Exactly, let's sneak up on him" said Deadpool.
Meanwhile Deathstroke was in Ponyville because he was getting readings on a powerful source. Deathstroke was hoping to use this power for his own benefit.
"Ah, with this magical source I can upgrade my weapons and I can banish that rip off of me!" yelled Deathstroke.
(Background Music: Theme of Deadpool Marvel vs Capcom 3)
"That wasn't a nice thing to say Deathstroke!" yelled Deadpool.
"Yeah you butt! Similar doesn't mean rip off!" yelled Pinkie.
"Who the fuck is that!?" yelled Deathstroke.
"I'm Pinkie Pie! and Deadpool and I are gonna kick your ass!" yelled Pinkie.
"Yeah girl! Time for us to make the chimmifuckinchangas!" yelled Deadpool.
"Actually it's time to make the chimmicherryfuckinchangas!" yelled Pinkie.
"Oh hell yeah! That sounds better Pinkie you genius!" yelled Deadpool.
"Will you two please shut your goddamn mouths!?, and die silently!" screamed Deathstroke.
Deadpool and Pinkie Pie attack Deathstroke in all directions giving him a rather hard time and also Pinkie took Deathstroke's sword.
"Give me that back you dumb bitch!" yelled Deathstroke.
"I'm not a female dog you moron!" yelled Pinkie as she charged the blade at Deathstroke but Deathstroke caught it and chased Pinkie with it. However Deadpool tripped Deathstroke. Then Deathstroke fell face down on the floor.
"Now it's time for Jack the Ripper to strike!" Deadpool yelled as he pulled out his red bladed katana.
"Ha, your so funny Mr Deadpool!" said Pinkie.
"Not as funny as I shoot your fucking guts out!" yelled Deathstoke as he pulled out his shotgun.
"Hey he's just similar to you and stop being such a bully Deathstrike!" yelled Pinkie as she fired her party cannon with cake batter at Deathstroke.
"It's Deathstroke! and also ah shit my gun is jammed!" yelled Deathstroke.
"Now is my chance!" yelled Deadpool as he sliced Deathstroke in two.
(Background Music ends)
"My comrades will kill you" Deathstoke said as he collapsed.
"What does he mean?" asked Pinkie.
"Well you see here Miss Pie, a lot of people really hate me and Deathstroke is the leader of a club called The Los No Deadpools" said Deadpool.
"Oh, well that doesn't sound friendly" said Pinkie.
"Yeah they're asses that what and we need to stop them" said Deadpool.
"You can count on me to help you!" said Pinkie.
"Well the odds are against us, one thing for sure" said Deadpool.
"We won't give up!" yelled Deadpool & Pinkie Pie.
"You can bet on that readers!" yelled Pinkie.
"Oh wow you can break the fourth wall too?" asked Deadpool.
"Yup I can!" yelled Pinkie.
"Awesome! and also readers be sure to look out for our next adventure! Until then bye!" said Deadpool.
The End for Now!
