AN~ This is just a small thing that I thought would be funny. Could probably have written it better, but oh well. I just had this picture in my head of Harry telling Ron and Hermione that they eat off that table, and this kind of... happened. I rated it M just in case but it probably doesn't need to be.
When Hermione and Ginny went through their seventh year, Ron and Harry moved into Grimmauld Place together. When they finished for the year, Harry invited Hermione and Ginny to move in as well. Hermione accepted, but Ginny declined, saying she wasn't ready to shack up with a guy and that 'Mum would kill me'.
"That's fine, I guess it will just be me with Ron and Hermione. It will be like when we were on the run," Harry said.
"With one important difference, love. Ron and Hermione are a couple now," Ginny said. Harry shrugged.
"They were practically a couple before," Harry said. Ginny shook her head, smiling.
"Yes, but they know it as well, now," Ginny said, kissing him.
"It will be fine," Harry said confidently.
Famous. Last. Words.
Harry arrived home from Auror training, and went looking for Ron and Hermione, he couldn't hear them anywhere, but he did hear some odd noises coming from the kitchen. As he opened the door and walked in, Hermione's knickers flew across the room and landed on his face. He pulled them away to see Hermione on the table entwined with Ron.
"Guys… we eat off that table," Harry said. Ron backed away from Hermione quickly, pulling up his pants as Hermione pulled her skirt down.
"Sorry, Harry," Ron said.
"As long as it doesn't happen again," Harry said, and walked out of the kitchen, wondering how he could erase that sight out of his mind. He was confident he wouldn't see Ron and Hermione in that position again.
Harry sat in the Grimmauld Place library, ding some study for his Auror training. He knew Hermione was in here as well, doing her own personal research because that was who Hermione was. Harry was enjoying the quiet when he heard some giggling on the other side of the bookcase. Ron had obviously come into the library as well. As long as they kept it to giggling.
Harry just had that thought when he heard Hermione moaning.
"Oi! I am in here! You two have a bedroom!" Harry yelled. The noise stopped, and he heard Hermione giggling.
"Sorry, Harry!" Ron called back. Harry sighed as he heard the door close
Ginny met Harry just outside the Ministry of Magic, and together they Apparated to Grimmauld Place. Ginny was coming over for dinner that night, and he hoped Ron and Hermione had kept in mind the time and were ready for them.
"How has it been living with Ron and Hermione?" Ginny said as she went up the steps.
"It's been pretty good," Harry lied as Ginny opened the front door and they were treated to the sight of Ron pinning Hermione against the wall as they snogged, Hermione trying to pull Ron's pants off.
"Pretty good, huh?" Ginny asked, and began to laugh, distracting Ron and Hermione who both blushed as Ron jumped away from Hermione.
"You know what, you guys? Go find your own place."