I solemnly swear I own nothing, but will take the piss out of it all!
10 Things That Hermione Granger Simply MUST Do Before Leaving Hogwarts…
1. Lose her virginity and become an exhibitionist, if for one day only!
2. Fail an assessment of some kind and not hand in her homework for all her classes.
3. Give Snape a blow job while hiding under his desk, the catch being he has to be teaching a class at the time.
4. Do something about that God ugly hair. Just make sure that she doesn't shave it all off, Lord knows we don't need another Brittany Spears, one is enough!
5. Go at it in a broom cupboard with a marauder.
6. Improve her knitting abilities, 'cause we know she'll need it when she marries the ginger weasel!
7. Get lucky in the quiddich change rooms with a certain pair of mischievous twins we all know so well.
8. Blow up the quiddich pitch and stands, after completing #7.
9. Get screwed into a desk by a teacher, preferably Snape, but if Lupin comes back…
10. Moon the entire student body and staff as her valedictorian speech.
Cheers all!