Kissing a Kanda

by JERSIIIfied

Ex best-friends were bad. Ex-boyfriends were worst. However, RICH, influential ex-people were all together just too much effort. Unfortunately for Alice, both Kanda and Tyki are RICH ex-people. And they won't stop at nothing to... do some convincing.

Extract:

Kanda Yuu was usually very resilient in his condescending stubbornness. But somehow, his idiot of a best friend has managed to disturb him, the googly eyes at the stupid Noah paedophile disturbing him to a new level of agitation. So therefore, like all the other times he was feeling a particularly strong emotion (which happened way too often for his comfort- he was meant to be inexplicably calm and collected, goddammit!) he told her. Something that more often than not, ends badly.

"Fucking hell, Ace! Stop being such a ridiculous, whiny girl, and stop hitting on that disgusting paedoph-"

But unfortunately, he was silenced by sharp punch to the jaw.

He should have been proud; after all, he was the one that taught the previously pathetically feminine girl how to stop being such a girl. That was one heck of a right hook… But right now, all he was worried about was getting to the hospital. And then, he'd kill her.