Hello everyone! So a couple of weeks ago I found a fanfic by a guy called Punching Bagg, about this place where there are loads of statues of people and if a statue breaks, that person dies. So I decided to have a go with it myself! I have asked Punching Bagg and s/he (couldn't tell what gender!) has agreed. Hopefully… So enjoy this story! It's a bit grim but there are loads of funny bits, I promise.

Fozzie was telling jokes on stage, Kermit and the others were watching in the wings, Statler and Waldorf were heckling from their balcony seats as usual. All was normal. Well…as normal as it can be on the Muppet Show.

"Hey-hey!" Fozzie said. "Boy have I got a great bit for you lot tonight! So I went to the doctor the other day and I said-"

"Have you got a cure for bad jokes?" Waldorf interrupted.

The two haters started laughing madly at their own joke.

Fozzie looked annoyed. "Hey! Hey you two!" he called up to them. "I have the best comeback for you! You two are great big-aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!"

Suddenly, Fozzie disappeared!

He seemed to fall through the floor, and he yelled as he did so.

Kermit and the others blinked, baffled.

"What was that?" Scooter asked.

"I have no idea," Gonzo said.

Kermit suddenly snapped into action.

"We have to do something!" he announced and rushed on stage.

"OK, sorry about that folks, but please put your hands together for Rowlf the-"

But just as he had said it, Rowlf disappeared too! Then Gonzo, then Dr Teeth!

"I don't know what's going on here," Walter said. "But it's awfully stra-aaaaaaaah!"

Walter vanished as well.

Then Robin, Pepe and Rizzo.

"Everyone keeps disappearing!" Waldorf exclaimed.

"They're lucky," Statler replied. "We're still here!"

Meanwhile, back in the wings, Animal was freaking out.

"EV-RY-ONE DIS-A-PEAR!" he yelled.

"Yes, we know that," Miss Piggy said crisply.

"WHERE GO? WHERE EV-RY-ONE GO?!"

Miss Piggy suddenly lost her temper.

"Shut up will you?!" she yelled. "We don't know where everyone went, that's what we're trying to find out!"

Leave him alone, will ya?" Floyd said putting a hand on Animal's collar to calm him down. "He's just confused."

"He's not the only one," Kermit said.

Then, (I can't even say suddenly anymore because they were all used to it now) Miss Piggy, Floyd, Animal, Scooter and Janice vanished. Leaving only one frog let by himself.

"Well," Kermit said to no-one in particular. "That's everyone. Though why they left me out, I don't kno-oooooooooooooooooooooooooh!"

And all the Muppets were gone.

"Well," Statler said into the silence. "That's one way to end a show!"

OK, I'll come clean with you guys, Punching Bagg hasn't agreed to my offer yet, but I'm too impatient to wait and see if s/he is OK with it so I'm gonna go ahead with the show and if s/he gets mad then I'll have to take it off. Peace!