Video Transmission
Hey every body! I just wanted to let you know that since almost everyone has captured members of the Flock, I decided to twist things up a little. Ok right now I am being held here by-
Jeb appears on screen
Jeb- Why hello, readers. There is nothing and I mean, absolutely NOTHING to be suspicious about with the little transmission Max+Fang just sent so to keep things inconspicuous,
I HAVE NOT CAPTURED HER AND I AM NOT PLANNING ON TURNING HER INTO A MUTANT BIRD KID FOR MY OWN NOVARIOUS AND TWISTED UP PURPOSES OF ENJOYMENT THAT I SOME HOW HAVE OVER THE FACT THAT I LIKE TO REARRANGE HUMAN DNA WITH BIRD DNA!
And with that said I hope you found nothing suspicious or I coma after you too…..
evil laugh MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA-ahem.
Bye!
Jeb-…What the fu-
Me- JEB! LANGUAGE! TRYING TO KEEP THIS T RATED!
Jeb- Yeah, yeah. Anywho, what the hell was up with that video message?
Me- You will find out soon enough Jeb. But it has to do with you, Bacon, me, and some very eventful plot twists and random character popping ups.
Jeb- Oh, God. Please don't tell me we're-
Me- EWWWWWW! OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD! GET YOUR MID OUT OF THE FREAKING GUTTER JEB! EWWWWW WHY THE HELL WOULD U THINK I'D DO THAT WITH A CREEPY OLD DUDE WITH A VERY OUT DATED MUSTACHE LIKE YOU! EWWWWWWWW
Jeb- …I was going to say make breakfast at Wendy's
Me-…oh. So to save myself from further embaressment, I shall now shut up. But first, I think Jeb's outdated mustache should have a name.
Jeb- Why me… (rubs mustache consciously)
Me- Oh yes….I GOT IT! HIS/HER NAMESHALL BE-
(A very happy and cheesy theme song plays with huggable gummy bears and tangelos begin dancing on the screen)
Bears & Tangelos- Stay tuned!