Bentley was sitting with mmurray, writing on a chalkboard as Murray watched.

All of a sudden, sly smashed in the fucking door.

"WTF.", said Bentley.

"What the hell is your problem?", said Murray.

"fuck you, you mother fucking piece of shit whorebag douche-nozzle mother whore."

Murray cried and ran away.(I know what your thinking. "what a fucking pussy", right?)

"What the hell, sly! I was trying to teach Murray not to fuck doorknobs anymore! :(", said Bentley.

sly then broke Bentley's fucking face.

"OWW! YOU BROKE MY FUCKING FACE!", stated Bentley.

"so? I can do whatever the fuck I want! I'm sly goddamn cooper! ^.^"

"oh, yeah.", said Bentley as his face miraculously healed.

"now, lets fucking kill Murray", said sly as he did a ":)" face.

"i agree. Murray fucking sucks.", said Bentley.

Meanwhile, Murray is crying in his room like the bitch he is.

"torture is fun", said Bentley as he walked up the stairs to Murray's room.

"im sorry", sly said to Murray.

"really?", said Murray.

"no, retard." said sly

Bentley then knocked Murray the fuck out with a fucking baseball bat. A metal one too.(that shit fucking HURTS.)

Murray woke up in a dimly lit room, sort of what you would see in a saw movie.

"WHAT! OMG! WHERE THE FUCK AM I!"

Jigsaw appeared on the screen.

"Hello Murray. I want to play a game."

"WHAT THE SHIT! WHERE THE FUCK AM I WHY AM I HERE IS THIS YOU SLY YOU MOTHERFUCKER FUCK YOU YOU STUPID BITCH AND..." Murray wen on screaming, but he didn't realise that jigsaw was explaining the game, which he could get out of without and harm to his body.

"...AND FUCK YOUR WHOLE GENERATION."

"And that's how you play the game. Timer starts... NOW."

60...59...58...57...56...

"WAIT! WHAT DID YOU SAY!"

50...49...48...47...46...

"PLEASE! LET ME OUT!"

42...41...40...39...38...37...

"SLY! YOU MOTHERFUCKER! IF I DIE, I AM SO NOT BEING FRIENDS WITH YOU ANYMORE!"

30...29...28...27...

"FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!"

24...23...22...21...20...

"AUTHOR... Y U NO KILL ME ALREADY!"

A/N: FINE. DIE, MOTHERFUCKER.

10...9...8...7...6...5...4...3...2..

"-"

Murray's head got snapped off, blended, and then shoved down his throat hole, while he was incinerated inside Paris Hilton s vagina, which is a pretty fuk'd place to burn.

"LOL." said sly."

Bentley had on some sun shades.

"fuck yea." said Bentley in a fucking deep- ass voice.

Sly and Bentley high fived.

THE END