A/N: Hey guys! *ducks a tomatoe*Sorry for being so late and missing my deadline. But you now get the brain child (Not really PJ readers!) of what happens when I am sleepy and read AUs. This was inspired by "Signing Off" by KimuraSato. I suggest reading it.
"...and we're going to start wrapping things up here at Young Justice." A perky female voice said. "Nightwing, are there any messages?"
"Well Miss Martian, there are a couple of song requests via text," Nightwing said, "and our persistent followers asking their questions on Twitter. Do any of you want to answer them?"
There was a chorus of agreement from the room.
"Okay. Listeners, are you ready?" Nightwing asked into the mic. "First question is from for everyone, twitterholic: Why did you all pick superhero related names? Who wants to start?"
"I chose the name Aqualad," A deep voice said, "because I come from a fishing town."
"I chose Nightwing because I have a similar back story."
"Me next!" A hyper voice said.
"Okay. But I will kill whoever gave you Giant Sweettarts." Nightwing said exasperatedly.
Though the listeners couldn't see it, the hyper boy stuck out his tongue.
"I chose Kid Flash mainly because my uncle loves the comics and kept calling me that but also because Nightwing and I are like brothers, very much like in the comics. There's also Speedy, I mean Red Arrow, but he's not here currently."
"I chose Miss Martian because when I moved down here to live with my uncle from Alaska, where there was no Internet and our only mall was a day's journey if you were lucky, I was in awe and it took a while to get used to all the green."
"I picked Tigress," I gruff voice said, "because my family is bad but I want to be good."
"i chose Superboy because my dad is a-"
"Say it and we're off the air." Nightwing said to the gruff voiced boy.
"-n idiot. That's what I was going to say. Idiot."
"Of course, we have two lovely tech crew ladies." Nightwing said as both girls shook their heads and arms informing the bird they didn't want to be known. "But they would prefer to stay in the background and have no name."
"Next question is from x" Miss Martian said. "It's: Are the tech girls hot? Boys?"
"I find their company very enjoyable." Aqualad said.
"They're smoking hot." Kid Flash said. "But nowhere near as hot as you Miss M." he finished with a wink in Miss Martian's direction.
"Both are okay I guess." Superboy said. "I haven't spent much time with either of them yet."
"I don't want to offend either woman by saying they're "hot". They're women and beautiful." Nightwing said.
In the booth, the two girls were blushing at the compliments.
"Now we've got blushing!" Tigress said as Miss Martian giggled. "Way to go boys. However, please refrain from frenching in the hallways. You may embarrass an innocent newbie."
"Do we have any memos from the office?" Kid Flash asked.
"We do, Kid." Superboy said. "If you have a stomach virus, please don't get sick in the fountain. It's not nice for spectators or the cleaning staff."
"Same applies if you can't hold your booze." Nightwing added.
Tigress rolled her eyes. "Coaches Lance and Queen want their teams to go to the gym during fifth period in relation to their upcoming tournaments."
"Tryouts for roller-derby, football and basketball are on Thursday." Kid Flash said. "And coach Allen says track meets are after school tomorrow for an hour."
"One last question before we go. It's for Kid Flash. This one's a hoot and it comes from anonymous on Tumblr" Nightwing said. "Is another reason you chose your name because no one could get your name right as a child?" Sounds like a psychologist in the making there."
"Oh my god!" Tigress said. "He's blushing folks! Seriously?"
"And that wraps things up here at Young Justice, we'll see you all again next time." Aqualad said before an argument could break out.
The five teens waited for the "on air" light to go off before laughing. Kid Flash went as read as his hair.
"Oh laugh it up guys. Not like I'm the only one...right?" When he got bigger smiles he just huffed.
"5 only children, 1 with only one completely different looking sibling and Megan was raised by her uncle since she was 8." Nightwing said. "Oh yeah, Barry approved tonight and I've warned Alfred."
Kid Flash whooped for joy. "Dick, you're awesome! Is Roy coming too?"
"So what if I am? I haven't seen either of you since I got back." A new gruff voice said.
"Hey Harper!" Tigress yelled over to the older guy.
"Hey Blondie. Come on Dick, before Wally decides to run to your house and eat the cookies."
Wally and Dick dash to grab their bags before joining Roy at the door and walking to his beat up car.
"Hey guys, anyone up for hitting the town?" One of the techies, Zatanna, asked.
"I dunno, I have to get ready for my tournaments. Dinah and Ollie don't go easy on anyone." Tigress said. "Plus Ollie said I can bring all 3 of you on Friday. Sorry boys but he said if he saw any drag or guys within 3 meters..." Tigress drew a line on her neck with her finger. "We'd need to hold auditions again."
"It's fine Artemis." Aqualad said. "I'm sure between the four, five if Roy comes, of us can come up with some form of entertainment. And I shall keep Dick and Wally from knowing about it for as long as I can."
"I'll help him. For now though, I have tryouts. Bye girls, Kaldur, Megan." Superboy said, leaning down to kiss Miss Martian.
"Bye Conner." Everyone said as he grabbed his gear and exited.
"I should probably practice too." Artemis huffed, standing up. "There are better out there than me."
"Do you want some company?" The other techie, Raquel, asked.
"Sure." Artemis replied. "I could use some distractions to avoid."
Raquel stuck her tongue out at the blonde. "Want to come Kal?"
"I am fine Raquel. I have a book in my room that I can hear calling my name." Kaldur replied. "And the last time I brought a book, it was said to be too noisy."
"1, I was new to the sport and 2, I swear you honestly did that on purpose." Artemis argued.
"I'm afraid it's impossible to turn a page loud enough to make you miss the target board." He said with a smirk.
Artemis "maturely" stuck her tongue out at him, ending the conversation.