Insanely Insane(maniac laugh)

Chapter 1: Sasuke's Insane!!!

There is no plot and it should NOT make absolutally any sence. I'm insane!! Bwahahahahahaha!!! laugh at me later. Read the story!!!

Summary:

Oh no!! Sasuke's gone insane, Neji's crying, Naruto's getting the crap beat out of him by Akamaru, Kakashi's lost all his books, Lee shaved his eyebrows, Shino's bugs are gone, and Shikamaru's...exersising?! WTF?! Read story!!! You know you wanna know what the freak I'm talking about. Read!!! Bwahahahahahaha!!!

A/N: Sorry for those of you who have already read the story. I had some identity issues in here I didn't think about when I first posted it. So, I had to delete it and repost it with new co-hosts. I didn't really fix anything else though. Please re-review!!

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!" Sasuke ran around in circles. Kakashi, Sakura and Naruto all watched him.

"I'm getting sick." Naruto said, continuing watching him running in circles.

"Who woulda thunk that Sasuke would go insane? I thought, at first sight, Sakura would." Kakashi said, putting his head in his hand.

"You know, as much as I don't appreciate that comment, I have to say that I agree with you." Sakura never took her eyes off of Sasuke.

"Why again did he go insane? Ack." Naruto asked, watching Sasuke run in circles over and over again.

"AAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!! AH!" Sasuke slowed down, finally running out of breath.

"Sasuke? Are you okay?" Sakura asked.

"Do you know a cucumber? 'Cause he's missing his hairbrush." Sasuke looked perfectly serious.

"No. He's not okay." Naruto replied, his eyes wide.

"Butterflies are made of butter...peanut butter." Sasuke smiled an insane smile.

"Where is my book?" Kakashi asked randomly.

"SASUKE'S GOING INSANE AND YOU WANNA KNOW WHERE YOUR BOOK IS?!" Naruto was really pissed off.

"Yes. How do you think I survive training you brats without my books?" Kakashi asked, angery.

"AHH!! THE MUTTERGOOS ARE MAD AT ME!!" Sasuke interrupted Naruto's and Kakashi's argument.

"The what?" Sakura, Naruto and Kakashi all asked Sasuke at the same time.

"The Muttergoos. They are the most evil of all Anokias. They destroy everyone with their very own shimios that they created themselves!!" Sasuke looked down at his hands, which were twitchy, with an insane smile.

"Oookkkk..." Everyone stepped back a step. "Where are my books?!"

Neji came around the corner crying.

"What's wrong, Neji?" Naruto asked.

"I don't know. I'm just crying." Neji answered sobbing.

"AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!! MY EYES!!!" Hinata practically ran Naruto over.

"I don't wanna bother asking. Will someone ask for me?" Naruto asked.

"That was the most disturbing image I have ever seen. N-N-Naruto. I don't like...like you anymore." Hinata looked at Naruto, horrorfied.

"When did you ever?" Kakashi hit Naruto on the back of his head.

"Where is Inaniko?" Sasuke asked.

Hinata, who was still horrorfied, looked at Sasuke. "W-w-what's wrong with Sasuke?"

"NOTHING!! You're all gonna die!! The netten-birds are gonna eat you." Everyone looked at him like he was insane...because he was.

"Ummm..." Kakashi started. "WHERE ARE MY BOOKS!?!?!?! I NEED MY BOOKS!!!"

"STAY SANE, KAKASHI-SENSI!!!" Sakura grabbed onto her teacher.

"Look out for the hubblinks." Sasuke put his hands in his pockets and started to walk off.

Neji's sobbing became louder. It was even heard over Kakashi's insane screaming for his books.

"OH NO!! NARUTO!! LOOK OUT FOR AKAMARU!!!!" Kiba called running after his dog.

"Gaaaaahhhhh!!!!" Naruto screamed as the puppy jumped on him barking, clawing and biting.

Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!! Cliffhanger!!!! Look out! The best parts haven't even shown up yet. Remember, in the next chapter, Lee shaves his eyebrows off! HA! That'll be funny. Feedback!! I want feedback!! Tell me what you think about the story!!! Or I'll hunt you down and feed you your least food while you're tied down to a random chair!!!! Bwahahahahahahahahaha!! cough cough Hahahaha!! cough cough Ha!!