A/N:Hey People!Felt like writing all of a sudden.

Disclaimer:I do not own HXH.
Some Japanese guy does.
Do I look Japanese to you?Then don't sue me.

Nariko

"What?!" I yelled into the phone infront of me.I was having a normal day watching dramas and anime until that hell of an uncle called.
What could he possibly mean by his calm,happy "You're on your own Nariko-chan!" I could almost see his stupid fake smile on the other line.
Why is he a friggin' idiot?

"I said you're on your own Nariko-chan!Only I said Nariko the first time,but I really don't feel like talking so I called you Riko and shortened it by 2 letters!" that hideous,idiotic,stupid,clownish(I don't care if its a word or not),dumb,filthy,creature explained.
Yeah,I'm really mad right !That doesn't sound mad!

! #*! I'M REALLY MAD RIGHT NOW!

Much better.

"And you failed to notice that it took you 104 more letters to explain?" I ask,eyes twitching.

"Goodbye Riko-chan!"that hideous,idiotic,stupid,clownish(Still don't care if its a word or not),dumb,filthy,creature said.

"Goodbye!"I cheerily replied.

Wait...

"This is not goodbye!When I see you,I'm going to kick you to hell and back!Wait!I don't want you back!I'm going to kick you to hell and NOT back!"I yelled furiously into the damn phone.

I can't believe I fell for that stupid trick again!Why do I have the memory of a goldfish?Why is my uncle an S-rank criminal?Why does the store keep running out of chocolate?Why didn't they air the last episode of my drama?Why is Deidara indirectly killed by duckhead Sasuke?Why do skunk flavored jelly bellies taste like coffee?Why did that lawyer sue me for drug dealing?Wait,the last thingie was not my thought!Am I mixing up thoughts with me in my previous life?No!I was a drug dealer in my previous life?That's horrible!And not the point.

The point is that the friggin' idiot is ditching me and is taking the hunter exams without me!
How dare he!

Well it's not like I was the one who wanted to take the exam.
He was the one who said,"Hey Nariko-chan!Lets take the hunter exam!"

It's not like I was bribing him or begging him to go with me!I couldn't care less!

Well actually I can.

I didn't give him that "Face paint:Sensitive skin edition!" out
of the goodness of my heart!Fine!I bribed him! So what?!

Now you're probably wondering:
a)Why is she talking to that creep!
b)Why does she know that creep?!
c)Maybe even,who is she anyways?

Well:
a)I don't know why I talk to that creep!
b)He's my damn uncle!
c)That's none of your business you stalker!Well maybe you're not a stalker.

Why am I writing this again?Yeah,because of"Anger managment problems/supressed misunderstood feelings."I am a completly normal being don't you agree? Of course you do.

I DON'T HAVE ANGER OR SUPPRESSED EMOTIONS PROBLEMS GODDAMMIT!

Whew-that feels better.

What were we talking about?
Oh yeah,question c.

I am Nariko Yamada.
Yes,Hisoka is my uncle from mom's side.

She died a couple years back and held Hisoka responsible of me.
Why he still bothers is beyond even the awesome,oh-so-smart Nariko-sama!

Oh yeah!Bow down to me suckers!

Well finding out why he bothers with me is one of my goals in life.

Well,besides taking over the chocolate industry,world domination,being a hunter to ruin micheal's dreams and make him feel like crap(Micheal is my evil 10 year old neighbor.I swear he's out to get me),being a singer,chef,and learning how to fly.

Yes,I have many hopes for the future.
Now on with my life story since apparently,that's all what you nosy people want to know.

Hisoka,being the S-rank criminal he is,stole me some money,blackmailed some housing agency,got me an apartment on a random island called knowhere(That's its real name I swear!)and left me there.

He visits every once in a while and sometimes calls.
What a loving uncle Hisoka makes(note the sarcasm).

Even when he's here, he only texts this Machi person.

She never answered though.I wouldn't answer if I were her either.I mean,it's not her fault my uncle is a creep!It's no one's fault!Even my grandma who raised him and took him to all those circuses!How I know?

Excuse me!I don't think we've met before!My name is Nariko!Pleased to meet you!

On with it!I am twelve years old(and proud!)

If it weren't for "Just pop in microwave for 2:30 min!"meals,some old lady next door(I blackmailed her into doing my laundry.
Hisoka did teach me something useful!),and TV,I would be dead.
Probably.

I am a gamer,a feminist,a stalker(it runs in the blood),and God knows what else.

I want to take the hunter exam beacause:
a)I will annoy the hell out of new people
b)Micheal's lifelong dream is to be a hunter.
Therefore,if I become a hunter first,brag about it,and tell him
how he'd never make it,I will crush his dreams
c)Nariko+Hunter=$$$
d)Nothing much
e)Wasting space
f)I'm hungry...
g)OMG!Naruto's on!

I grabbed the remote,raised the volume,and plopped myself on the couch.
It was the episode when Deidara and Sasuke fight.

"Die Sasuke!Die!No!Deidara,he went that way!Art is a BANG so die God dammit!"I roared.

The bell's annoying Ring-Ring interrupted my daily Naruto commentry.I was interrupted.

"Who dares to interrupt me at such an ungodly hour!"I bellowed as I stomped across the wooden flooring to slam open the door.

When I did,I was only met by the blue eyes of my bestfriend."I thought I was your bestfriend,"she said,exaggerating the best.
She also left out that she was my only friend.

"I thought so too,but what kind of friend disturbs my insult the sasuke time?"

"My kind,"she smirked."And don't you think it's dangerous
opening doors for an unknown person at this time of night?"

Psh,this is knowhere,where the old people live.

The most dangerous thing that could happen is old lady next door knocking thinking you were her long lost daughter.

But being me,I just said"Don't you think it's dangerous to be visiting at this time of night?"

"Geez,Riko,when was the last time you had chocolate?"

Did I fail to mention that my life is chocolate,and chocolate is my life?"Right before the store ran out,"I snapped back.

"I heard Hikari has some."

Pushing Aiko and running in the streets,in my pajamas at 1:00 am,I yelled"Hikari!I love you!"

"I thought you hated him"

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