DISCLAIMER: I do not Own the SVU characters.

Elliot was standing there and waiting for Olivia to get donr\e in the can. And he saw a young girl standing there and he saw her pants were all bloody. So he walked up to her and said hey Buddy you got something on your pants. The little girl started crying.

Elliot yelled "Shut up I gotta headache!"

So then Olivia came out of the can. So then they got in the car and drove away so then they got some pizza (sex) and went to the precinct.

Munch was standing there and he said "Are my ears big?"

Elliot said, "Oh my God! Yes!"

So then Munch walked away.

20 minutes later Elliot went to the bathroom and Munch was standing there with a ginat Q-tip and he was cleaning his ears, then Munch pushed so hard that he poked himself in the brain and died.

So Elliot was like "that sux."

So Elliot went and told Cragen and Cragne went to go check it out but he slippe don a puddle and hit hgis big head and died.

So Elliot went and told Fin and Fin was like "What up brotha?!?"

So Elliot was lke "I'm not your brother."

So Fin was like "We are all brother, sons of Jesus."

So Elliot pulled out his gun and killed him.

So then Elliot got tired and decided him and Olivia should go get some ic-cream. Olivia and Elliot walked out of the precinct and then it blew up and Elliot went and got Olivia banana falvored and he got tutti frutti. So Olivia ate hers and it had food poisoning so she died Then Elliot went into the bomb proof bathroom and then he walked out and it turned out the world blew up. And then Elliot got bored because all his friends were dead so he flew to Pluto and and became the king of pluto

THE END

thank god