Emmi: Hello~! Emmi here, bringing yet another commercial!
Cloud: *Whispering* Please don't be me. Please don't be me. Please don't be−
Emmi: Introducing our newest actors, Reno and Rude!
Cloud: Thank Gaia…
*Emeria is handed a new script*
Emmi: Never mind, they're sick. Cloud; get your ass out there.
Reno: Emmi don't own a thing yo!
Jerry giggled as a new vict− I mean actor came into the studio. Cloud walked up to Jerry and sighed. "I need a job…" Jerry smiled, "then you're in the right place cutie!"
Take one:
Cloud stood holding a razor prototype in front of a camera.
Cloud: This razor sucks ass. Buy it.
Take two:
Cloud: What's so special about it anyways?! Can't they use a sword like everyone else?!
Take three:
Cloud: It's just a damned razor. Buy the frickin' thing.
Take four:
Cloud: Love the skin you're in. Olay™ Regenesis. Wait… Wrong lines…
Take five:
Cloud: *Is cutting self with Buster Sword.*
Take six:
Cloud: Nibelhiem Razors, they can shave Red XIII.
Emmi: Cloud, get ready to do more commercials. I might even throw in a PSA…
Cloud: Shit…. Please don't…