Zoidberg's speech
Dr Zoidberg, who was a wealthy, esteemed doctor on Decapod 10, was about to a presentation on Decapod 10. He was speaking to an established medical organization known as "Decapodians for the study of humanity". It was on human anatomy, at least according to what Decapodians thought of it. Dr Zoidberg started his speech by saying "Subjects of Decapod 10, I am here to present to you new findings about human anatomy." A Decapodian asked "is this about how they use their eggs in cuisine?" Zoidberg said "no, they eat the eggs of other species and can be quite scary on their own planet to creatures smaller than them."
Zoidberg then said "Humans are these four legged creatures covered in this fine covering called fur. A typical human is a small creature with pointed ears and a long tail. Contrary to public belief, humans actually do not lay eggs, but give birth to several young at once that they raise for several months." The Decapodian who spoke about eggs said "I've never heard of an animal that does not lay eggs." Zoidberg then shouted "be quiet!"
Zoidberg then continued "Humans are known for being easily distractible. Pointing a little red spot at the wall can distract them for hours. If another creature, usually the two legged ones humans live with, puts out a box, they will jump into it. The most interesting thing new discovery about humans I have known is that they apparently have very rough tongues. I found this out the hard way." A different Decapodian said "Why do humans have tails?" Zoidberg screeched "I don't know!"
A small, orange "human" walked into them room and said, in Amy's voice, "Zoidberg wake up." When Zoidberg woke up, he was back on the Planet Express. Amy said "You got everything wrong about humans except that they don't lay eggs. You were describing cats, which I am allergic to." Zoidberg exclaimed "on my planet, nobody would know the difference." Zoidberg and Amy were then informed the ship was approaching Thuban 9.