I only wrote this fanfic 'cause I'm so freaking bored! I really hope you laugh at it! ENJOY!!!

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Edward's POV.

"I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts. deedlly dee. And they are all sitting in a row. Bum. Bum. Bum. Big ones. Small one. Some the size of my head."

"I love this song!" I said, dancing along with it.

"Really?" Alice said.

"Yeah! It's amazing!" I said.

"I think you are going crazy!"

"No, I'm not! This is a good song..."

"That's not right!"

THE END!

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