1 Disclaimer
I do not own the character's or the places in this story. They belong to Square soft and so I cannot take any credit for there creation however I do own the plot so no copying and things like that so back off any fools who whish to try.
Chapter 1
"Grow up Irvine" she said and stuck her tongue out at him and stomped off in the direction of the Cafeteria.
"What? What did I do" He shouted after her
He knew perfectly well what he did because I don't think that suggesting to Selphie that the two of them go to the Secret Area after curfew to make out and after maybe more would go down well with Selphie
He watched as she stormed down the corridor to the Cafeteria and away from him
"STUPID Irvine the dumb brainless cowboy wanabe"
She fumed as she pulled up a chair to the table consisting of Squall, Rinoa and Zell
She sat next to Rinoa who had Squall to the right of her and Zell opposite her. While Squall and Rinoa were whispering to each other very private things that they did not want Zell to hear Zell was busy eating hotdogs and had a plate of about 10 in fount of him. Squall and Rinoa stopped and turned round to face Selphie.
"What did he do now? Selphie" Squall asked
"WHAT DID HE DO, WHAT DID HE DO HE.."She shouted
She did not have time to finish because Rinoa cut in
"Selphie don't shout" Rinoa said "Let me guess he wanted to make out with you and probably knowing Irvine go a bit further"
"A BIT! That's an under statement. He's such a Jerk I mean how can he be so ignorant after everything that we've been though" she replied back to the black haired women sitting next to her.
"If heeee'sss a Jerkkk then whhhhhhhy do you gooo out with him" Zell asked his mouth filled with a hotdog
"SHUT IT HOTDOG BOY" Selphie snapped at him
Zell shrunk back obviously upset at what he had just been called.
"Selphie I said calm down" Rinoa told her sternly
"Yeh Selph calm down" Squall Said
"Sorry it's just that where even though Irvine can be a Jerk at times other times he can be quite sweet and considerate" Selphie told the group
"What all two minutes of the day" Zell joked his mouth empty of Hotdogs
"Shut up you HotDog addict. You spiky haired BUFFOON as if you would know the only thing you can get even closely remote to a women is those Hotdogs that probably have seen more action in bed when they were pigs than you would see in your entire lifetime. You don't have a clue do you and until you do! don't try and give me advice"
Selphie snapped back at Zell and with that she flung her chair back hitting a Junior Class man in the back of the legs causing him to fall and splatter his lunch all over the next table and it's occupants as well as making him hit his head sharp on the floor knocking him out.
"Wow PMS" Zell remarked
"Thanks Zell now look at what you've done" Rinoa snapped to Zell as she watched Selphie storm out of the Cafeteria shoving several Class men and Seed's out of her way with what looked like tears in her eye's
"You had better go after her Rinoa" Squall told her
"Yeh I wouldn't want her to kill every one who speaks to her" Rinoa replied
She rose from her feet and after giving Squall a kiss ran off after her friend avoiding the several people laying on the floor looking dazed after the wrath of Selphie
Squall just sighed he could see that today would be a nightmare. Zell just went back to eating his Hotdogs
Several minutes later after the Seed's and Junior class men had picked themselves up and had sat down at the tables holding and rubbing the various parts of them that hurt a seriously puzzled Irvine came into the Cafeteria.
He saw Squall and Zell and headed over to there table sitting down in Selphie's Vacant chair
"What happened here? Why is every one in pain?" he asked
"You're girrrlfriendd went beaarrmy and kicked the crap ouuut off them" Zell told him his mouth full of hotdogs spitting out bits as he talked.
"That's disgusting you don't make any sense" Irvine said to him
"Squall tell me what happened man" He asked the leader of Balamb Garden
Squall proceeded to tell him what had transpired a few minutes earlier
"Wow I knew I had pissed Selphie off but I did not expect to annoy her that much" he said " I better go find her"
"Not a good idea if you value you're life" Squall told the Cowboy " you had better get out of the way till she calm's down then talked to her. Rinoa'a taking to her now I'll get her to tell you when she's calm again"
"Thanks man I appreciate it" He replied " I'll be in the training Centre if you need me"
"Ok Irvine" Squall told him
Irvine got up and started to walk out of the Cafeteria
"Oh and Irvine don't chat up anyone else unless you want to lose something precious to you" Squall shouted after him
With that Irvine ran out of the cafeteria and in the direction of the Training Centre
Squall was left with a rather disgusting Zell eating Hotdogs at an alarming rate rather than sit and be grossed out squall decided to head for the training Centre as well rather that than throw up from the site of Zell stuffing Hotdog's into his mouth. Besides it had been a while since he had trained.
Zell just ignored them go and carried on eating his Hotdog's
"Selphie calm down Zell was only joking" Rinoa said trying to calm her friend down
She had followed Selphie to her room standing in the door way. Where the first thing Selphie had proceeded to do (after stopping crying and getting completely angry) was to grab her Nun chucks and attach a lot of seriously sharp things to it like nails and glass to name a few using a very very strong type of glue.
"He's going to die" She said
"Who Irvine?" Rinoa asked
"No Zell" Selphie replied
"You can't kill Zell" Rinoa told her friend
"Just watch me" Selphie fumed
Then after she was satisfied that it would inflict seriously severe pain onto anyone she hit with it. She tested it by Smacking a life-size teddy bear that Irvine had bought her. The first time the bear got ripped to shreds and she kept pummelling it turning it into mush.
"Selphie enough calm doww......" Rinoa started to say only to have a very deadly Nun Chuck end miss her head by a few inches and imbed in the door frame and be pulled back by Selphie moments later.
"DON'T tell me to CALM DOWN" Selphie shouted
"Ok but stop please you can't kill Zell" Rinoa pleaded
"I can and I will. No one upsets me and lives" Selphie told her friend
With that Selphie pushed past her friend and stormed towards the Cafeteria after Zell. Pushing many students aside that was in the hall's in the whirlwind that was Selphie.
"Oh dear now what. I don't think that she would kill Zell would she. WOULD SHE OH NO" Rinoa said to herself and ran after Selphie pushing several already stunned students to the side.
I do not own the character's or the places in this story. They belong to Square soft and so I cannot take any credit for there creation however I do own the plot so no copying and things like that so back off any fools who whish to try.
Chapter 1
"Grow up Irvine" she said and stuck her tongue out at him and stomped off in the direction of the Cafeteria.
"What? What did I do" He shouted after her
He knew perfectly well what he did because I don't think that suggesting to Selphie that the two of them go to the Secret Area after curfew to make out and after maybe more would go down well with Selphie
He watched as she stormed down the corridor to the Cafeteria and away from him
"STUPID Irvine the dumb brainless cowboy wanabe"
She fumed as she pulled up a chair to the table consisting of Squall, Rinoa and Zell
She sat next to Rinoa who had Squall to the right of her and Zell opposite her. While Squall and Rinoa were whispering to each other very private things that they did not want Zell to hear Zell was busy eating hotdogs and had a plate of about 10 in fount of him. Squall and Rinoa stopped and turned round to face Selphie.
"What did he do now? Selphie" Squall asked
"WHAT DID HE DO, WHAT DID HE DO HE.."She shouted
She did not have time to finish because Rinoa cut in
"Selphie don't shout" Rinoa said "Let me guess he wanted to make out with you and probably knowing Irvine go a bit further"
"A BIT! That's an under statement. He's such a Jerk I mean how can he be so ignorant after everything that we've been though" she replied back to the black haired women sitting next to her.
"If heeee'sss a Jerkkk then whhhhhhhy do you gooo out with him" Zell asked his mouth filled with a hotdog
"SHUT IT HOTDOG BOY" Selphie snapped at him
Zell shrunk back obviously upset at what he had just been called.
"Selphie I said calm down" Rinoa told her sternly
"Yeh Selph calm down" Squall Said
"Sorry it's just that where even though Irvine can be a Jerk at times other times he can be quite sweet and considerate" Selphie told the group
"What all two minutes of the day" Zell joked his mouth empty of Hotdogs
"Shut up you HotDog addict. You spiky haired BUFFOON as if you would know the only thing you can get even closely remote to a women is those Hotdogs that probably have seen more action in bed when they were pigs than you would see in your entire lifetime. You don't have a clue do you and until you do! don't try and give me advice"
Selphie snapped back at Zell and with that she flung her chair back hitting a Junior Class man in the back of the legs causing him to fall and splatter his lunch all over the next table and it's occupants as well as making him hit his head sharp on the floor knocking him out.
"Wow PMS" Zell remarked
"Thanks Zell now look at what you've done" Rinoa snapped to Zell as she watched Selphie storm out of the Cafeteria shoving several Class men and Seed's out of her way with what looked like tears in her eye's
"You had better go after her Rinoa" Squall told her
"Yeh I wouldn't want her to kill every one who speaks to her" Rinoa replied
She rose from her feet and after giving Squall a kiss ran off after her friend avoiding the several people laying on the floor looking dazed after the wrath of Selphie
Squall just sighed he could see that today would be a nightmare. Zell just went back to eating his Hotdogs
Several minutes later after the Seed's and Junior class men had picked themselves up and had sat down at the tables holding and rubbing the various parts of them that hurt a seriously puzzled Irvine came into the Cafeteria.
He saw Squall and Zell and headed over to there table sitting down in Selphie's Vacant chair
"What happened here? Why is every one in pain?" he asked
"You're girrrlfriendd went beaarrmy and kicked the crap ouuut off them" Zell told him his mouth full of hotdogs spitting out bits as he talked.
"That's disgusting you don't make any sense" Irvine said to him
"Squall tell me what happened man" He asked the leader of Balamb Garden
Squall proceeded to tell him what had transpired a few minutes earlier
"Wow I knew I had pissed Selphie off but I did not expect to annoy her that much" he said " I better go find her"
"Not a good idea if you value you're life" Squall told the Cowboy " you had better get out of the way till she calm's down then talked to her. Rinoa'a taking to her now I'll get her to tell you when she's calm again"
"Thanks man I appreciate it" He replied " I'll be in the training Centre if you need me"
"Ok Irvine" Squall told him
Irvine got up and started to walk out of the Cafeteria
"Oh and Irvine don't chat up anyone else unless you want to lose something precious to you" Squall shouted after him
With that Irvine ran out of the cafeteria and in the direction of the Training Centre
Squall was left with a rather disgusting Zell eating Hotdogs at an alarming rate rather than sit and be grossed out squall decided to head for the training Centre as well rather that than throw up from the site of Zell stuffing Hotdog's into his mouth. Besides it had been a while since he had trained.
Zell just ignored them go and carried on eating his Hotdog's
"Selphie calm down Zell was only joking" Rinoa said trying to calm her friend down
She had followed Selphie to her room standing in the door way. Where the first thing Selphie had proceeded to do (after stopping crying and getting completely angry) was to grab her Nun chucks and attach a lot of seriously sharp things to it like nails and glass to name a few using a very very strong type of glue.
"He's going to die" She said
"Who Irvine?" Rinoa asked
"No Zell" Selphie replied
"You can't kill Zell" Rinoa told her friend
"Just watch me" Selphie fumed
Then after she was satisfied that it would inflict seriously severe pain onto anyone she hit with it. She tested it by Smacking a life-size teddy bear that Irvine had bought her. The first time the bear got ripped to shreds and she kept pummelling it turning it into mush.
"Selphie enough calm doww......" Rinoa started to say only to have a very deadly Nun Chuck end miss her head by a few inches and imbed in the door frame and be pulled back by Selphie moments later.
"DON'T tell me to CALM DOWN" Selphie shouted
"Ok but stop please you can't kill Zell" Rinoa pleaded
"I can and I will. No one upsets me and lives" Selphie told her friend
With that Selphie pushed past her friend and stormed towards the Cafeteria after Zell. Pushing many students aside that was in the hall's in the whirlwind that was Selphie.
"Oh dear now what. I don't think that she would kill Zell would she. WOULD SHE OH NO" Rinoa said to herself and ran after Selphie pushing several already stunned students to the side.