A/N
I feel like I should apologise to the actors for having their characters do/say/think so many unmentionable things, but I fear I'm nowhere near done writing them yet so I'd just go straight back to it. Still. I'm… sorta sorry, guys.
"Do I even wanna know?"
Push me up against the wall
And quell my thirst and break my fall
Bite my lip and pin my wrists
Hold me tight, I can't resist
Thrust your hips and fill me up
Go on my darling, please don't stop
I'll meet you halfway, hot and wet
Don't be so shy, just place your bet
I'll show you lust, you'll be amazed
My legs will wrap around your waist
I'll make you scream my name in awe
This too is love, though harsh and raw
These walls are cold, the light is dim
I blame them for this sexual whim
But this is true, I tell you, Dave
You make me want to misbehave!
"Probably."