Hello~! Cute little story I have here, only my second writing. Criticism always welcome, hope you enjoy!
Warnings: Yaoi, BoyxBoy, Slash, KennyxButters (Bunny), Language, Smut
Chapter-Specific Warnings: BoyxBoy Kissing (No smut in this chapter)
Kenny stared at Butters across the classroom. He stared intently. Chin propped up with his hand. Leaning forward on his desk. Butters himself, however, didn't seem to notice a thing. The ignorant bastard. It really didn't take that long for Kenny to notice how much of a pervert Butters was.
What? Butters and pervert in the same sentence? Well, yeah. The kid was a natural born perv, just like him. Being bi curious, that whole thing with the porno tape, even saving up all that fucking semen. Unfortunately, his parents brainwashed the shit outta him. He was completely clueless to the nature of these acts.
And that really pissed Kenny off. The the one guy who could've and would've become his partner in crime (don't take that the wrong way) was born brainwashed and dead. Well, mentally dead at least.
The others were great (except Cartman), but none of them shared his same perverted ways. They were just no fun that way. He wanted a friend who'd enjoy dirty jokes, who'd hang out with him to read Playboys, who would just be able to be interested in the things none of his others friends were into yet. He sighed and continued to stare at him.
The bell rang. Kenny collected his stuff and started to head out the door. But he didn't exit. Instead, he turned around last minute, accidentally bumping into someone, and headed towards Butters's desk. Butters himself was still picking up all his stuff.
"Hey dude."
Butters looked up at the familiar muffled speech and smiled.
"Hey Kenny! How are you?"
Kenny stared at Butters's innocent face. Goddammit.
"Fine," he replied. "You?"
"Oh, I've been fine of course!"
"Great."
He paused awkwardly. Honestly, he wasn't even sure what he was trying to do.
"Hey Butters?"
"Yeah?"
"You free after school? I, um, need someone to help me, uh, study."
"Um, well, okay. I'm free. I'll come over later then, alright?"
"Alright. See you dude."
"Bye!"
Kenny turned around and exited.
Congrats dude, you have a study buddy, he thought to himself. Now what?
He sighed again and went to his next period.
The final bell rang and he headed outside to the bus. Then, home. He kicked the door in and found his parents passed out on the ground. Again. Rolling his eyes, he dragged them both upstairs and into their bed. They weren't waking up anytime soon.
He headed back out and looked around. Neither of his siblings would be home for a while either, they were both out with friends. It was pretty damn quiet. He flopped onto the couch and kicked off his gloves, boots, and other various articles of clothing he didn't need. He kept on his parka though, and turned on the tv, finding another rerun of Phillip and Terrence. The bell rang.
"Door's unlocked!" he shouted, not moving from his spot on the couch. He heard the door creak open as someone entered.
"Hey again Kenny!"
Kenny looked up to see Butters smiling at him again.
"My parents said I have to be home by 6 or I'll be grounded, but I still have a few hours."
"Um, great."
Butter sat next to him on the couch.
"Oh I remember this episode! It's really funny," Butters said, grinning like a goof. He turned to face him.
"So, you wanna finish this episode first or start studying?"
"Uh... let's just finish this episode first," Kenny replied, looking for a way to stall time.
"Alrighty!"
As the episode continued, Kenny darted his eyes around the room. What was he gonna do? He found his eyes on his backpack and pulled it up and onto his lap, digging through it. Shit, shit, more shit... he grinned. And the episode was just ending too.
"Hey, the episode's done, so you wanna start?"
"Uhh, yeah, sure."
"So what do you wanna start with?"
"Well..." he pulled out a textbook. "How about this?"
Butters leaned over and looked at the book. He blinked.
"Health? You need help on health?"
"Not me, you."
"Huh?"
Kenny set his backpack back down next to him and opened the book.
"Tell me this. Are you bi curious?"
"Um, yeah."
"Do you even know what bicurious means?"
"Well, not really, but my dad says I am, and he said he'll tell me what it means when I'm older," Butters stated in an almost matter-of-factly tone. Kenny rolled his eyes and continued to flip through the book.
"Where is it..."
"Where is what?"
"The passage..."
"Which passage?"
"I can't find it..."
"Can't find what?"
Kenny slammed the book closed.
"It doesn't matter. I'll just teach you the hands-on way."
"Hands… on?" Butters blinked blankly at the other blonde's grinning face.
With a swift, almost practiced move, he pulled down his hood, leaned over and kissed the boy forcefully, completely catching him off guard. After a few moments, he pulled back, studying the other's look of shock frozen onto his face. He grinned in amusement.
"Soo... how was it?"
Butters blinked.
"Wh-what?"
"Did ya like it or not?"
"Um..."
"Dude, it's a simple yes or no answer."
"U-uh..."
He rolled his eyes and kissed the other blonde boy again, knocking him down onto the couch while pinning his arms. This time, he just held his lips on him.
Butter himself was stunned back into shock for a second time. He didn't even register the fact that Kenny was on top of him until a few seconds had passed. After that, he just layed there. Honestly, Kenny didn't smell very nice. He didn't feel very nice. He didn't taste very nice. And yet the whole sensation was... nice. He let his eyes close and pressed back firmly. He heard the boy above him chuckle as he pulled back.
"So, is that a yes?"
"U-uhm..." Butters stuttered, a faint blush spreading across his cheeks.
"I'm still waiting for an answer Butters."
"... y-yes."
"Yes, Mr. McCormick."
"Wh-what?!"
"Didn't I say?" Kenny said, "I'll be teaching you. I'm your teacher, so call me Mr. McCormick."
"B-but-"
"Just do it dude."
He swallowed. "Y-yes, Mr. McCormick."
Kenny grinned and pulled back, letting Butters sit back up. He was quite happy with how everything had turned out.